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- Slap And Sniff
Episode 19 features stories about a dildo attack, the secret to longevity, and royal UFO pilot.
23 min - Would You Like To Cuddle?
The 18th episode of this politics-free newscast features stories about rats on birth control, a guy doing weird things with sheep, and a woman doing weird things with an airplane.
20 min - A Robot, an Emperor, and a Castration Club
Episode 17 delves into news about cocaine sharks, a memorial for a discarded sex doll, and a couple that puts the fun in "funnel." Plus, "News From The Cosmos," "The Masturbation Minute," and a special report about a castration club.
12 min - It's a New Episode a.k.a. Episode 16
Hear about the music that people are listening to while having sex, a prediction about the downfall of humanity, and the discovery of dicks on Mars.
18 min - The Episode Known In Some Circles as 15
Stories about International Masturbation Month, troubling news about Grandma, and more indecent exposure on Episode 15 of Grant Random Reports The News.
13 min - And Then There Was Episode 14
This week you'll hear about a guy busted for cannibalism, a new theory about the multiverse, and mechanophilia.
14 min - Episode 13 Is Nuts
On this 13th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, we bring you This Week In Corpse News, also we present exclusive theories regarding Kate-Gate, and you’re not going to want to miss a very special report about Deez-Nuts.
14 min - From The People Who Brought You Episodes 1-11 Comes Episode 12.
On this 12th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about the sexual recession, menstrual terrorism, and a man being stung on the testicles by a scorpion.
12 min - You Should Probably Listen to Episode 11 Right Now, Then Listen To It Again. Go On, Do It.
On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about men getting their nipples reduced, a priest selling dick pills, and a guy in a kilt putting things into his anus that he probably shouldn’t have.
11 min - Episode 10 Features An Urgent Health Alert About Male Genitalia
On this 10th episode, you'll hear stories about a pastor dealing meth, people having sex on top of a moving subway train, and a woman who woke up just before being cremated.
11 min
About Grant Random Reports The News
From the publisher's feed
Longtime idiot radio host Grant Random enters the world of podcasting with his politics-free comedic newscast. Heard by listeners across North America for over 20 years, Grant became well known for…
his daily “Breakdown” news updates on SiriusXM. Now, he further embraces his role as a faux journalist with a weekly podcast that covers the news stories that you cannot use but will likely come to depend on, albeit foolishly.