Grant Random Reports The News

The 18th episode of this politics-free newscast features stories about rats on birth control, a guy doing weird things with sheep, and a woman doing weird things with an airplane.

Episode 17 delves into news about cocaine sharks, a memorial for a discarded sex doll, and a couple that puts the fun in "funnel." Plus, "News From The Cosmos," "The Masturbation Minute," and a special report about a castration club.

Hear about the music that people are listening to while having sex, a prediction about the downfall of humanity, and the discovery of dicks on Mars.

Stories about International Masturbation Month, troubling news about Grandma, and more indecent exposure on Episode 15 of Grant Random Reports The News.

This week you'll hear about a guy busted for cannibalism, a new theory about the multiverse, and mechanophilia.

On this 13th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, we bring you This Week In Corpse News, also we present exclusive theories regarding Kate-Gate, and you’re not going to want to miss a very special report about Deez-Nuts.

On this 12th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about the sexual recession, menstrual terrorism, and a man being stung on the testicles by a scorpion.

On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about men getting their nipples reduced, a priest selling dick pills, and a guy in a kilt putting things into his anus that he probably shouldn’t have.

On this 10th episode, you'll hear stories about a pastor dealing meth, people having sex on top of a moving subway train, and a woman who woke up just before being cremated.

On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about a gooch, some unemployed robots, and a shocking discovery about the new Apple Vision Pro.