The gang conjures up memories of the old Lightning Round by diving into some quick topics before the end of the year. Also, Chris has a mediocre callback, Dave is the voice of the voiceless, and Shaun of all people tells folks to calm down.

The gang delves into what is sure to be a divisive 32-song bracket to determine the best piece of Christmas music ever made -- including a contender that wasn't even listed. Also, Chris is set in his ways, Dave votes against his conscience, and Shaun turns the tournament on its head.

The gang debuts a new segment at Shaun's suggestion and throws caution to the wind. Also, Chris finishes a war that should never have started, Dave supports humanity over greed, and Shaun puts Star Wars fans on notice.

The gang tackles the abbreviated NBA offseason and tries to come to terms with feeling...hope?...and optimism?...about their favorite team. Also, Chris takes the biggest swing, Dave looks out for a twin who's fallen on hard times, and Shaun fights a war against malapropisms.

The gang breaks down the blockbuster deal sending Chris Paul to the Phoenix Suns, including well wishes for the players heading to OKC. Also, Chris gets feisty towards the end, Dave flips the script on a jerk, and Shaun tries to keep his hopes from getting too high.

The gang records before the election and talks about softer subjects, like whether their current age is a time to find peace. Also, Chris misremembers a woman's name, Dave invents new code words for past exes, and Shaun promises to beat Dave's kids at basketball.

The gang talks a little bit about the upcoming election and then touches on recent video games in their orbit. Also, Chris makes what could be an unpopular statement, Dave uses goods as leverage, and Shaun makes a list and checks it twice.

The gang looks at the current climate of major sports in America and discusses why football is overrated. Also, Chris imagines a college athlete getting pulverized, Dave goes for easy access, and Shaun becomes a Michelle Branch megafan.

The gang adds the Lakers' most recent championship to the equation to see if it changes who is the best basketball player of all-time. Also, Chris is hung on up one glaring issue, Dave tries to go off feel, and Shaun shuts down the debate.

The gang looks at RPG protagonists and decides which is better: self-inserts or established characters. Also, Chris takes a veiled shot at Dave, Dave becomes Shaun for a short time, and Shaun becomes Dave for a short time.