The gang fills in for Shaun by running the Chris-Michelle pairing you've always (never?) wanted -- with no structure whatsoever. Also, Chris has three different grievances with Facebook, and Michelle tries to keep expanding her musical horizons.

The gang uses a tournament-style bracket to help figure out what was the worst song since 1990. Also, Chris is ignored by the universe, Michelle becomes a high roller, and Shaun breaks down the convenience of The Walking Dead's zombies.

The gang decides that any topics are fair game, so transgender bathrooms, house hunting, screenplays and Zelda all come up. Also, Chris hates the old bait-and-switch routine, Michelle moves into a perilous situation, and Shaun is the center of the universe.

The gang decides whether forgiveness or permanent revenge pacts are a better choice for long-term health. Also, Chris finds a new use for animal porn, Michelle finds herself unable to let anything go, and Shaun explores all the fun of having a beard.

The gang welcomes back Michelle because Dave is having a son mid-episode or something. Also, Chris stands up for journalists everywhere, Michelle is sucked into a world of dragons and dungeons, and Shaun runs old tricks on new people.

The gang sends Dave away to go have a second kid or something, so the talk is about that and other current issues. Also, Chris questions the futility of internet arguments, and Dave revisits his favorite moments in the history of sports.

The gang takes a spoiler-filled look at the spring's hottest(?) movie, Batman v Superman, and all of its potential problems. Also, Chris begins a blood feud with Zack Snyder, Dave wants to keep Shaun away from his current and future children, and Shaun promises to be a cool grandpa.

The gang returns to its roots by talking about sports, like a baseball player's love for his son and a man who laments his own creation. Also, Chris sends a not-so-veiled message, Dave throws shade on Arizona voters, and Shaun returns to his roots.

The gang looks at some of the best movie quotes in history, then sets the tone for future generations in Time Capsule. Also, Chris continues becoming an old man, Dave fights off an intruder, and Shaun shows his mastery of poker.

The gang straddles a slippery slope, talking about different pornography subjects in Headlines and making lists in Countdown. Also, Chris throws himself under the bus, Dave wonders about step-sisters, and Shaun searches for something more tangible.