The guys welcome a special guest while important outside things are happening, then discuss a trio of shark stories in Headlines. Also, Chris holds down the fort, Dave misses an episode to go take care of his family or something I don't know geez, and Shaun promotes ATB merchandise that doesn't exist.

The guys dance around death in Headlines, talk D&D and other RPGs in Buzz Off, then tackle the How I Met Your Mother finale in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris grapples with the best way to die, Dave identifies with Neil Patrick Harris, and Shaun explains the dangers of a 20-pound cat.

The guys actually convince Dave to talk about some big upcoming films, including the first Peanuts movie in three decades and some important Disney sequels. Also, Chris swears for a second straight episode, Dave wants an 18-inch corn dog in his mouth, and Shaun wants everything to become a movie about football.

The guys talk about all the vices they encountered in Las Vegas and then wonder if rich people really do have better sex. Also, Chris sends a harsh message to clueless religious people, Dave battles against basketball hipsters, and Shaun rescues an exotic dancer by kidnapping her and putting her in his trunk.

The guys put together a helter-skelter episode that goes in a bunch of directions, like discussions on Barbie in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and the WWE Network. Also, Chris makes a case for a new business model for streaming, Dave revives an age-old bit, and Shaun forgets his train of thought mid-sentence.

The guys do some more work on their upcoming movie, including important casting decisions and an inevitable spinoff, then tackle some tech headlines. Also, Chris goes off on Oscar nitpickers, Dave gives Shaun some bad news on stock advice, and Shaun battles a near-fatal case of Restless Leg Syndrome.

The guys talk about food for the 395th time in the history of the show, including a supermarket game show and another look at fat Americans. Also, Chris has trouble with intimacy during his youth, Dave sentences his daughter to a fate worse than death, and Shaun throws every single family member under the bus.

The guys tackle some extremely timely headlines, then break down a series of game show topics in the second half of the show. Also, Chris plans to pelvic thrust near Pat Sajak, Dave wants to procure some of Ben Stein's moolah, and Shaun gets set to join the Freedom Fighters.

The guys brace themselves for another spiteful holiday episode, but things go in a surprising direction. Also, Chris hates today's distinction between dating and hanging out, Dave vows to work extra-hard for his marriage, and Shaun doesn't get a chance to discuss his super-exciting V-day plans.

The guys run through a series of gambling-related stories like a man caught cheating at blackjack, then guzzle down free drinks in Buzz Off. Also, Chris shows off his sexy bedroom voice, Dave keeps his schedule free for some silly reason, and Shaun has nightmares about the worst tip ever.