The guys welcome back Gary Sundt to talk about crazy stories now that we're six months away from the end of the world and try to survive without air conditioning in Phoenix -- which leads to a very strange Buzzcut. Also, Chris takes on the instant internet era, Dave can't stop being a hipster, and Shaun is possessed by a vibrating ghost.

The guys recount Shaun's miraculous skydiving survival, discuss the logistics of a real-life cat helicopter, and decide which conventions of society make the cut in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris gets stuck with a bad order at Subway, Dave wins a prize he never wanted, and Shaun decides on a nickname for his penis.

The guys find fingers in their sandwiches, inject super glue in people's butts, and blast through the reader mailbag in Buzz In. Also, Chris makes everyone uncomfortable, Dave successfully references a movie, and Shaun prepares to die when he goes skydiving.

The guys freak out about spiders hunting in groups, revolutionize the game of tennis, and choose their preferred method of torture in Buzz Off. Also, Chris fills in to read Headlines, Dave tries to deny that he's a hipster, and Shaun botches a musical plug for a legal agency.

The guys shake down 4-year-old girls for bombs, stand up for childhood icon Bill Nye, and introduce a brand-new segment called Buzzsaw. Also, Chris tries not to succumb to the plague, Dave makes a major announcement about his life, and Shaun workshops his British accent.

The guys talk about the penalties for elaborate lies, discuss the newest (and dumbest) teenage trend, and find themselves getting along surprisingly well in Buzz Off. Also, Chris is too big and too old for kids meals, Dave offers his body for a million dollars, and Shaun eats a grilled cheese sandwich out of the garbage.

The guys welcome back special guest Jason Hagerty, discuss the finer points of a night club for pre-teens, and explain their imaginary celebrity status in Buzz Questions. Also, Chris plans a movie scene with Scarlett Johannsen, Dave wants pool parties to go back to having swimming, and Shaun nearly gets in a fight while riding his bike.

The guys talk about booby-trapped speed bumps, figure out the best items you could steal from a movie, and lay down the law in top-three lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris plots to steal Dave's wallet to buy ice cream, Dave fails to see the whole picture on teleporters, and Shaun would rather eat dinner with Satan than Jesus.

The guys return to normal after the April Fools episode, get on their pulpits for three issue-based Headlines, and run through a litany of reader responses in Buzz In. Also, Chris doesn't back down from threats, Dave gets a phone call in the middle of the show, and Shaun leaps past Rick Santorum in the presidential race.

The guys switch up roles, discuss the finer points of intergalactic fork bending, and put together the list of best floozles in Buzzkill. Also, Chris invents a new form of transportation called Haagen-Dash, Dave talks about his trip to Orbitron 6, and Shaun enters an alternate reality where kittens are kings and men are slaves.