The guys decide whether vampires are real, debate whether bears should drive cars, and go through a mountain of reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris hates being the employee of the month, Dave loses money in Las Vegas, and Shaun says the media is burying the vampire epidemic.

The guys talk about the possibilities of glow-in-the-dark cats, find their first good sign of humanity in Headlines, and somehow manage to choose between Master Chief and Marcus Fenix in Buzz Off. Also, Chris wonders about the dangers of doing the show, Dave gets spit on at Six Flags, and Shaun writes jingles for commercials -- all in the best episode of ATB yet.

The guys feel sorry for screwed-up kids, question the effectiveness of fireworks as a wake-up call, and pick apart Ocarina of Time in Buzzkill. Also, Chris calls out shoddy journalism, Dave reveals his hatred of needles, and Shaun recommends My Magic Pony as children's reading.

The guys detail exciting changes for the show, stop trying to find excuses for lazy people, and read through their first legitimate e-mail in Buzz In. Also, Chris manages to win an entire segment, Dave fears for his footâ??s safety, and Shaun repeatedly offers money to listeners.

The guys navigate dangerous cats, whiny preteen wanna be stars, a Buzz Off between ridiculously tasty food off the grill, and a new segment called Buzzerbeater that isn't really that new. Also, Chris creates the first kitten serial killer, Dave tells us if Molly survived the hurricane, and Shaun tries and fails to agree with everything.

The guys are in studio with special guest Jason Hagerty, discuss a ranking of restaurant chains, and fend off bad questions in a somewhat wacky Buzz In. Also, Chris suggests stabbing as punishment, Dave insults a dead kid, and Shaun destroys logic with science.

The guys put together an abbreviated show, investigate the science of frog communication, and start the day off right with a breakfast Buzz Off. Also, Chris ruins the idea of hand tattoos, Dave gives a lesson on less than 3, and Shaun produces his most spite-filled episode.

The guys figure out their preferred superpower, explain dying at your own funeral, and pick apart Final Fantasy VII in a controversial Buzzkill. Also, Chris ruins the outro, Dave becomes a man after a video game scene, and Shaun invites all of Chicago to steal his car.

The guys review the news from E3, pick apart the fattiest lasagna in history, and settle the console war in a divisive Buzz Off. Also, Chris picks the women heâ??ll save in the zombie apocalypse, Dave puts the Miami Heat on blast, and Shaun ruins kids on go-kart tracks.

The guys eliminate the lead segment, answer a question about long-distance relationships in the latest Buzz In, and toss two listeners into the Hate Round. Also, Chris ignores the Rapture, Dave has a drinking race with wine, and Shaun finds a happy ending in a desolate story.