Great Apes Cafe

Great Apes Cafe

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  • Would You Show Up Somewhere You WEREN'T Invited?! | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 140

    Michael Myers done pulled up to Great Apes Cafe! 🎃😂Episode 140 gets started with Dre Aries in a Michael Myers mask, and nobody can take this man seriously! 💀We get into our wild Halloween night downtown, fights breaking out everywhere, getting caught up in the chaos, and how one of our videos ended up passing 57,000 views!Then we get into the election results, politics, why people let political differences ruin friendships, and whether you'd show up to somebody's event without an invitation.And somehow Michael Myers starts talking trash about Jason, Freddy, Chucky, and everybody else in the horror movie universe. 😂**Who's winning in a fight: Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees?**Hosted by Timothy Ra, Kool Kev & Dre Aries.Like, comment, subscribe, and pull up a seat at the Great Apes Cafe! 🦍🎙️

    32 min
  • Why Do People Keep Going Back to TOXIC Exes?! | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 139

    Why do people keep going BACK to relationships they know are toxic? 👀Episode 139 of Great Apes Cafe gets into the Chrisean Rock and Blueface situation, Cardi B and Offset, cheating, trauma bonding, and why walking away from somebody you love can be harder than it sounds.We also get into racism and the comment section, STDs and getting tested, whether you can get fined for collecting rainwater on your own property, and what men and women really bring to a relationship.Some serious conversations, some wild opinions, and plenty of laughs along the way. 😂**Would you ever take back somebody who repeatedly cheated on you?**Special Guest: Q Hosted by Timothy Ra, Kool Kev & Dre AriesLike, comment, subscribe, and pull up a seat at the Great Apes Cafe! 🦍🎙️#Relationships #ToxicRelationships #ChriseanRock

    41 min
  • I'm DONE Being the Bigger Person! | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 138

    I'm DONE being the bigger person! 😂Episode 138 of Great Apes Cafe gets heated when the crew starts talking about sneak dissing, fake friends, jealousy, and people who always have something slick to say but never address you directly.Should you confront them, match their energy, or let karma do its thing? Because apparently being the bigger person ain't working for everybody! 💀We also get into why money doesn't always mean happiness, code-switching around different people, controlling your anger, and some hilarious conversations about glizzies, hot dogs, and when it's officially time to say PAUSE. 😂Would you keep taking the high road, or are you matching energy?Hosted by Timothy Ra, Kool Kev & Dre Aries.Like, subscribe, share, and pull up a seat at the Great Apes Cafe! 🦍🎙️#FakeFriends #ToxicFriendships #blackhumor

    36 min
  • 8 Years in Prison… Is Cheating Understandable?! | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 137

    The question that takes over the episode:If your husband or wife went to prison for 7–8 years… are you staying faithful the whole time?That leads into the Remy Ma and Papoose situation, cheating, divorce, loyalty, knowing when to let somebody go, and whether holding somebody down for years changes what you should expect from them when they come home. We also get into maintaining relationships, splitting responsibilities when one person is drained, taking time before marriage, temptation, knowing when to remove yourself from a situation, and why you shouldn’t take relationship advice from somebody who doesn’t follow their own advice. Earlier in the episode, the crew also discusses immigration enforcement, family separation, and concerns about how people are being treated. Those portions reflect the hosts’ opinions and discussion around current events.Drop your answer in the comments:If your spouse got 8 years, are you waiting?And if you held somebody down for years and they cheated afterward… could you forgive them?Special Guest: QHosted by Timothy Ra, Kool Kev & Dre Aries.Like, comment, subscribe, share, and pull up a seat at the Great Apes Cafe. 🦍🎙️

    43 min
  • Should Executions Be TELEVISED?! | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 136

    Episode 136 of Great Apes Cafe gets DEEP with special guest Steve Bell joining the table. 🎙️🔥We talk about Steve’s CDL journey, learning to drive an 18-wheeler, old heads vs. younger workers, respect in the workplace, and why passing down knowledge matters.Then the conversation gets deeper: should executions ever be televised? Is the justice system fair? Why do some crimes seem to carry heavier sentences than others?We also get into government distrust, race, religion, staying organized, and why showing up for the people you care about still matters.Drop a comment: Would you ever watch a televised execution?

    41 min
  • Why Does Food Taste FAKE Now?! | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 135

    Why does food NOT taste the way it did when we were kids? 🤔

    Episode 135 of Great Apes Cafe starts with everybody getting on Timothy about punctuality again 😂 before the conversation turns into dirty truck drivers, industrial-sized soap, family members who only call when they need something, fake support, food ingredients, childhood punishments, parenting, skilled trades, and whether the food we grew up eating has completely changed.

    One of the biggest conversations this episode is simple:

    THE PHONE WORKS BOTH WAYS.

    You can’t disappear for months, never check on somebody, then suddenly pop up asking to borrow money—especially when you still owe them from last time. 😂 The crew gets into family members watching everything you post online but never actually calling, texting, commenting, or checking on you.


    The crew talks about:

    • Getting whoopings for bad grades
    • Belts, shoes and whatever else parents could grab
    • Trying to talk trash AFTER your parents walked away
    • Getting punished by multiple family members at grandma’s house
    • Timothy getting expelled in elementary school
    • Accidentally hitting a teacher with a chair during a fight
    • Parents apologizing after going too far
    • Whether physical discipline actually worked
    • Parents today trying to be their children’s friends
    • Why kids need boundaries AND communication
    • Why being too strict can make children hide things
    • Getting kids off tablets and back outside
    • Teaching children trades, entrepreneurship and financial literacy
    • Why young people should learn more than one way to make money

    1 hr 18 min
  • Everybody Was LATE… Then the Podcast Went Completely Off the Rails | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 134

    We tried to start this episode at 2 PM. We actually started around 7. So naturally, accountability became the first topic. 😂

    Episode 134 of Great Apes Cafe kicks off with the crew checking each other over being late, bad communication, excuses, time management and why friends should be able to hold each other accountable without everything turning personal. Dre Aries is back with the crew, and it doesn’t take long before the conversation goes completely off the rails. episode 134

    From there, the conversation moves into mental capacity, patience, dating someone with children, relationship boundaries, communicating intentions and why being brutally honest can save everybody a lot of confusion.

    The crew also discusses President Donald Trump’s recent proposal to give every adult U.S. citizen a $5,000 payment if Republicans win both chambers of Congress. The White House publicly announced the proposal in September 2026; independent fact-checkers noted that its estimated cost would be roughly $1.2 trillion and that significant questions remain about funding and implementation.

    That turns into a broader debate about war, government spending, political promises, distrust of institutions and conspiracy theories. Some claims raised during this portion are personal opinions or theories discussed by the hosts and should not be taken as established fact. episode 134

    Then the episode completely changes direction.

    Are you usually early, on time, or “fashionably late”?

    Would you date someone with children?

    And what animal do you absolutely HATE? 😂

    Hosted by Timothy Ra, Kool Kev and Dre Aries.

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    54 min
  • AI Helped Fix My Car?! Are Jobs & College Becoming Obsolete? | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 133

    AI looked through a phone camera and helped diagnose a car problem. Are we already living in the future?

    Guss joins Great Apes Cafe for Episode 133, and this conversation goes everywhere—from artificial intelligence and the future of work to college debt, blue-collar careers, surviving cancer, mental health, faith, relationships, and learning when to let people fight their own battles.

    The crew debates whether college is still worth the price when students can pursue trades, side hustles and other ways of making money without taking on massive debt. They also discuss why plumbers, electricians, HVAC technicians and other skilled trades could remain valuable even as AI and automation continue advancing.

    Then things get futuristic.

    Timothy talks about using AI with his phone camera to help troubleshoot a car A/C problem in real time, leading to a bigger conversation about robots, automation and how quickly technology is changing everyday life.

    Guss also opens up about his experience surviving cancer, going through treatment and changing his lifestyle afterward. His comments reflect his personal experience and opinions—not medical advice. Anyone dealing with cancer or considering changes to treatment should work with qualified medical professionals.

    Questions for the comments:

    Would you choose college, a trade, or a side hustle today?

    Would you trust AI to help diagnose your car?

    And how much responsibility should you take for helping somebody who refuses to help themselves?

    Featuring Guss.

    Hosted by Timothy Ra, Kool Kev and Dre Aries.

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Why Do Strangers Support You More Than Your Friends? | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 132

    Why do strangers sometimes support your dreams more than the people who have known you for years?

    Episode 132 of Great Apes Cafe features special guests Faith and Butter for an unfiltered conversation about fake love, friendship, entrepreneurship, protecting your peace, and learning who truly belongs in your circle.

    Butter introduces her clothing brand, Fake Love, and explains how being surrounded by insincere support inspired the name. The crew discusses friends who praise you privately but switch up around other people, family members who secretly talk behind your back, and why some people only return once they see you becoming successful.

    The conversation gets into:

    • Appreciating the people who genuinely show up for you
    • Giving advice to friends who refuse to listen
    • Protecting your energy without abandoning people you love
    • Fake love from friends, family and relationships
    • People wanting you to succeed—but not more than them
    • The difference between jealousy and envy
    • Why strangers often support businesses more than friends
    • Friends and family expecting discounts
    • Supporting independent and Black-owned businesses
    • Why your price should remain your price
    • Cutting out the middleman as an entrepreneur
    • Learning every part of your own business
    • When a middleman becomes necessary for growth
    • Being scammed while paying for logos and creative work
    • Maintaining creative control over your brand
    • Surrounding yourself with ambitious, like-minded people
    • Hollywood’s influence on children, trends and spending
    • Movies and celebrities convincing people to buy things they never wanted
    • Parents protecting children from adult content
    • How entertainment can make children grow up too quickly

    This episode is about recognizing who truly supports you, learning when to let people go, and building something without depending on validation from your circle.

    Questions for the comments:

    Have strangers ever supported your business more than your own friends?

    Should friends and family expect discounts?

    And have you ever discovered that someone close to you was showing fake love?

    Featuring Faith and Butter.

    Hosted by Timothy Ra, Kool Kev and Dre Aries.

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    This transcript was automatically generated and may contain inaccuracies.

    #GreatApesCafe #FakeLove #Entrepreneurship

    1 hr 20 min
  • They Served Him Food on a DIRTY Plate?! | Great Apes Cafe Ep. 131

    Would you still eat after discovering your plate had food left on it from the last customer?

    Episode 131 of Great Apes Cafe features returning guest Twan and special guest Tre, aka Nappybynatur3, for a conversation that starts disgusting, gets nostalgic, and eventually turns serious.

    The episode opens with a restaurant horror story involving a dirty plate, leftover food, questionable kitchen practices, and the uncomfortable realization that a nice-looking establishment does not always mean the kitchen is clean.

    From there, the crew gets into public bathroom etiquette, workers who refuse to wash their hands, horrifying porta-potty stories, and why some experiences can make you stop eating out altogether.

    Then everybody takes it back to the 2000s.

    The conversation covers:

    • Dirty restaurants and reused plates
    • Kitchen cleanliness and food-service horror stories
    • Public bathrooms and people not washing their hands
    • The wildest porta-potty story imaginable
    • “Smack Ass Friday” and questionable school traditions
    • High-school fashion, hairstyles and terrible barber experiences
    • Show choir, school dances and talent-show memories
    • Power Rangers and early-2000s nostalgia
    • Football coaches, practices and high-school sports
    • You Got Served, Stomp the Yard and dance-movie memories
    • Actors being advertised heavily but barely appearing in movies
    • Hollywood age gaps and young performers being placed in uncomfortable situations
    • Whether parents and entertainment companies properly protect child stars
    • Speaking freely, censorship and being afraid to challenge powerful industries

    This episode is funny, nostalgic, uncomfortable and completely unfiltered.

    Questions for the comments:

    Would you have paid for the meal after seeing that dirty plate?

    What was the wildest tradition at your school?

    And does Hollywood do enough to protect young actors?

    Featuring Tre, aka Nappybynatur3, and Twan.

    Hosted by Timothy Ra, Kool Kev and Dre Aries.

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    This transcript was automatically generated and may contain inaccuracies.

    #GreatApesCafe #Nappybynatur3 #2000sNostalgia

    1 hr 9 min

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Welcome to the Great Apes Cafe—where the conversations are raw, the opinions are unfiltered, and nothing is off the table.