Great Friends, Okay People

This week we have a show and tell with our favorite article of clothing. We talk about how spiders are out to kill us, even if it means making us crash. And if the spiders don't finish the job, we cover how AI is trying to wrap things up. Join us for stiff socks, glue pizza and much more!

Join us this week as we talk about dating in all the wrong places. We talk about an almost 20 year incident where 3 teenagers saw a girl in the obituary and decided they had to have her. If you thought they grew up to be upstanding citizens, have we got a surprise for you!

Join us this week as we celebrate Memorial Day in the best way we know how: eating baked beans to gross Cody out. We look at three stories of people who dared to fuck around and find out ranging from a priest that bites, a boater trying to body slam an orca and a tourist who believed her Snow White desires would protect her while feeding a bull. Pull up a seat and tear into a can of your favorite toot fruit!

Join us this week as we find out what Deez-Nuts is up to. No, I'm not being course, any idiot can get a name change and it's a no holds barred process evidently. We also find out from an expert how to properly enjoy Vienna Sausages. If you thought there wasn't a right way, you're clearly wrong. And finally we turn to a beauty and self-care video to help bring out the youth on your faces. Jump in now to Savor the Sausage!

You saw that time stamp correctly. You're in for a whopper of an episode. So what's inside? We cover two men as they discover love with objects. Or kinks. Or fetishism. Whatever you wanna call it, we call it gross. And where we meant to have a quick wrap up discussion, we instead went down a dark rabbit hole of kinks other people have and divulge entirely too much information about our own thoughts on them!

Join us this week to discuss my handyman skills, skills comparable to a special needs hire at Home Depot to represent equal hiring opportunities after corporate was pressured to be more diverse. We also get deep into the trenches at strip clubs, the trenches being the tables by the stage, not the dancers' trenches. That's illegal. And we revisit owning people in a...controversial light.

This week, Anthony provides some verbal birth control and recalls the hell this week his children have put him through from swearing children to a toddler that learns to fly in the back seat. We also check out a tiktok content creator that says making baked goods with your yeast infection is a bad idea. And we dive into stories of bad roommates who make shitburgers to avoid anyone hearing the plop and others that fuck on the couch everyone else no longer uses.

This week we explain the reasons we're going to hell but I get the privilege of driving the bus because I've been particularly spicy this week. We talk about the fucked up behind the scenes of our text messages. Cody goes swinging at an old person's club and Anthony performs an asparamancy reading for a listener!

Should the Purge be made into reality? How about less violent ones, like just being able to punch coworkers that won't leave you alone? Winnie the Pooh-ing it is a problem with the work from home culture and not a solution during awkward threesomes with your friends. We also explore people exploring superficial holes they aren't meant to invade.

This week, we interview my 9 year old about a girl choking out kids during duck duck goose at his school. We share stories about our own weird habits in grade school and I talk about keeping record of my poops.