Great, More Tapes!

WE'RE BACK. Tim gets a new camera, the boys deduce bullet trajectories, Alex makes a phone call, Tim takes a trip, Jay abandons his boy, Tim takes some medication, and the boys finally decide to trust each other. Also, Pippin and Lea come back from a break.

Tim skips a dose, Jay takes a nighttime stroll in the woods, they both have a quick nap in a shack, and finally, finally, a plan is formed. Also, Pippin and Lea have been playing a LOT of Elden Ring.

Jay and Tim have a midnight meetup, Jay follows another stranger into another tunnel, preexisting conditions are discovered, and hoo boy does Jay really mess this one up. Also, Lea can excuse reckless endangerment, but draws the line at posting medical records online.

Tim films Alex's butt, Alex takes a firm stance on public urination, Tim and Jay go on a date, and upcoming Tim lore is teased. Also, Pippin is upset by Jay's disregard for HIPAA rules and Lea admits her crimes.

We briefly return to the present day before diving back into the past, this time from a new perspective! Jay tries to make a new friend, Tim acts like a normal person, the namesake of the entire podcast is revealed, and guys are dudes. Also, Pippin talks about anime.

We have a season one commentary track for you! Join us as we discuss things we've already talked about in our main episodes, theorize about knife continuity, debate analog monosynths, swap favorite over-the-counter pain medication, tease Eyeball Reasons, and speculate over an entirely theoretical Marble Hornets character named Gassy. Also, Pippin sounds drunk in the recording, but they were just tired.

As we close out season two of Marble Hornets, Tim leads Jay to the tunnel, Alex and Brian film b-roll in a burned-out building, Jessica follows a stranger into the woods, and Alex has a gun. Pippin and Lea have a lot of questions. What does Jessica know? Why is Jay acting like a manly man all of a sudden? What is Tim's deal? And how come the season doesn't end with Jay laying in bed? Also, Pippin thinks Jay is a bad person.

Jay resorts to drastic measures, Alex and Jay have a disagreement, Jay learns that he and Jessica are being fed different stories, cicadas are heard in the woods, and Alex throws a rock. Also, Pippin finds two separate excuses to talk about how masculinity is portrayed both in this series and in film in general. Also also, JESUS CHRIST. (Content warning: descriptions of strangulation, choking, and bodily harm with a heavy object.)

Jay's camera is returned by a helpful stranger, Alex recruits Jay's help for a mystery he's apparently already solved, Tim returns to the narrative with both a new ally (the Hooded Man) and a new friend (a big rock), and Alex acts completely normal during his time alone. Also, we debate what both past and present Jay either has or has not seen, maybe.

Alex Kralie returns to the series as off-putting as ever, the Masked Man is unmasked, spooky stories are told, woods are wandered, the entire totheark situation gets another wrinkle, and the Operator appears. Also, Pippin gets sad about the state of Jay's life.