Great Night Video Feed

Brian and Justin unpack Kelly Clarkson’s Art of Play saga: a $15,000 mechanical bird, a secret magic theater, and a PR response that sets off Brian’s “smuggy sense.” They react to Pablo Torre’s coverage, imagine a floppy-disk repair shop with a very different business model, and debate how internet arguments spiral. Plus, Texas campaign rumor chaos, Brian’s new scale, and a bonus detour into the keyboard preset behind Gorillaz’s “Clint Eastwood.”

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Brian and Justin become the Chemicals, Brother, remember Dennis Haskins and Mr. Belding’s college-tour karaoke magic, and turn Patreon’s monthly billing into a Genesis story. Brian’s family bonds over hating Forgotten Island before Resident Evil wins him over, while Justin discovers that elaborate AI roasts may be a terrible way to make friends. Plus: secret audio-track messages, the worst possible group-chat review, and a plan to bring back Diamond Time.

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Brian and Justin pitch a museum for ancient viral videos, unpack the reaction to their Flock camera experiment, and imagine a future where your robot keeps up with your friends. Brian calls Penny with a horrifying Battlestar Galactica robot-dog revelation, Australian cartwheel bans inspire a defense of dodgeball, and a trip to the mall ends with unlicensed dogs.

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Scott Sigler returns with Beasts Beyond the River, and Brian and Justin immediately try to saddle him with Kentucky Vikings, a cursed Joker movie, and a Blazing Saddles remake. Scott recounts his Les Grossman turn at DragonCon, the boys debate where your less-than-five-star reviews should go, and a discussion of football jet lag gives way to supposedly fictional traffic stops involving David Blaine's levitation and a driver's license disappearing inside a car door.

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Justin returns from DragonCon with a child who thinks Minnie Mouse’s catchphrase is screaming, a stranger who thinks he’s cosplaying as himself, and an $80 plate of shitty eggs. Brian discovers he can instinctively hold a baby, everyone gets reacquainted with the Marriott carpet lore, and the boys fall deeply and sincerely in love with Bethy Love Light and “Hemp Holy Hemp.” Plus: the slowest bar in America, post-show face blindness, Tom Kat’s impossible physique, and whether Street Fighter has secretly cracked the fighting-game movie. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Hunter Biden says he’s 48% gay, so Brian and Justin build the only scale precise enough to define the Hunter Zone, cross the Rubicock, and calculate dongs over the denominator. A real plane-broker sponsorship sends the boys reaching for God’s flaps, Ryan fails the Cryptkeeper test, and his complete lack of Terminator knowledge gives us a killer robot from Planet Terminator who loves lava. Plus: Butt Ruckus, Watchmen grievances, T-1 Million, $300 squirt guns, and a return to the Hilton floor where DragonCon changed everything. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian pitches the only time-loop movie Hollywood is too cowardly to make: a man trapped inside a Weimaraner who has to stop 9/11. Justin goes AI psychotic over music nobody else knows, Brian accidentally shaves off his face and gets his magic show back into fighting shape, and the boys announce their return to DragonCon before revisiting the Pope rap, Dolly Parton’s perfect game, Josie’s first week of college, and the terrible day your favorite radio station becomes “throwback hip hop.” Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin realize they met in Bush’s America and they’re approaching the point where they’ve spent more of their lives doing this show than not. Kyle Chandler appreciation, getting accidentally lost on a seven-mile run, Josie’s mythical freshman apartment, baby-giraffe mania, The Pitt’s scam apocalypse, Jar Jar optimism, and way too much information about LBJ. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin's daughter has no time for Goofy, Winnie the Pooh shows the boys a deeply unfortunate angle, and Brian and Justin return from Vegas blessed by the favor of the Yeti. Plus: skyline urinals, the free money store, an AI begging Brian not to violate the style guide, Penny's war for the M dash, and the law of Zeus. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin review The Odyssey, call Josie for the spiciest possible take, uncover Brian Brushwood’s forgotten 1998 CD-ROM masterpiece: Pro Asshole Blackjack, and learn that every beach fucking blows. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!