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Title: Slammed in the Butt by the Living Leftover Chocolate Chip Cookies from My Kitchen Cabinet
Author: Chuck Tingle
Narrator: Sam Rand
Format: Unabridged
Length: 22 mins
Language: English
Release date: 07-17-17
Publisher: Chuck Tingle
Genres: Erotica & Sexuality, Fiction
Publisher's Summary:
Nick has been working long hours at the local milk bar and is exhausted and emotionally drained after several nights dealing with rowdy patrons hopped up on too much two percent.
When the sentient leftover cookies from Nick's kitchen cabinet stop in to say hello, a boring night at the bar quickly becomes a journey into homoerotic sensuality. Soon enough, Nick finds himself at the center of a hardcore confectionery gangbang that will change his appreciation of leftover cookies forever.
This erotic tale is 5,200 words of sizzling human-on-gay dessert action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, double penetration, gangbangs, cream pies, and sentient cookie love.
Members Reviews:
This will have your eyeballs falling out and snorting beverages out your nose.
As an example of sitophilia (a sexual fetish involving food), this short story exemplifies a paraphillic activity as defined in 2009 by Anil Aggrawal.
The activities featured in this publication are classified, by the The American Psychiatric Association, in its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, Fifth Edition, as paraphilias (which it describes as atypical sexual interests) rather than paraphilic disorders (which additionally require the experience of distress or impairment in functioning). No one was hurt in the making of this story, within the pages itself. There was a reference to previous living food murders which may or may not constitute a crime.
I was waiting for the story to move on to vorarephilia (a sexual fetish involving consuming or being consumed by ones partner), but nothing was actually consumed, except for chocolate sauce. There was A LOT of chocolate sauce. Depending on your personal preferences, this title may work as a weight loss aide... or a weight gain one.
The second story involved mechanophilia, with the protagonist falling for a train. Luckily for both parties, the story is set in the US. Mechanophilia is treated as a crime in the United Kingdom with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.
Go America, the home of the free. And the brave. Because have intimate relations with a 20 carriage train is brave by anybody's definition. And a tiring one. All that running up and down the track to get from the face and hands to the caboose would be exhausting. Plus the stone chippings would be very uncomfortable.
And this is where the dare to write an intellectual review ends. I'm claiming a win.
Seriously, this will have your eyeballs falling out and snorting beverages out your nose. If these activities appeal to you, investigate Mr Tingle's work. But be warned, you may never see cookies, chocolate sauce, or trains, in the same way ever again.
Mr Tingle, I bow to your superior imagination. You is seriously weird. Thanks for the laughs.
PURE MADNESS!
This was hilarious, if cookies are your thing - read it. Food fetish has never been more real XD