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Title: Pounded in the Butt by My Irrational Bigoted Fear of Humans Who Were Born as Unicorns Using a Human Restroom
Author: Chuck Tingle
Narrator: Sam Rand
Format: Unabridged
Length: 20 mins
Language: English
Release date: 06-30-17
Publisher: Chuck Tingle
Genres: Erotica & Sexuality, Fiction
Publisher's Summary:
When Honch sees what he thinks is a unicorn using the human restroom at a local diner, he's immediately sent into a belligerent state of bigoted rage, culminating in a massive heart attack that leaves him flat on his face.
Fortunately, Kipper, a man who was born as a unicorn, is there to help, saving Honch's life despite their differences. Suddenly, a dialog is opened between Kipper and the angry, self-hating Honch, who eventually learns the error of his ways.
But when Kipper leaves, Honch finds his irrational fear-of-a-unicorn-in-the-human-restroom manifested as a handsome sign that won't go quietly. Soon enough, Honch is overcoming his extremist fears...by taking them in his butt!
This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on gay sentient emotional response action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, facials, voyeurism, and living restroom sign love.
Members Reviews:
the best book I've ever read
Literally, the best book I've ever read. A super creative take on trans-phobic America with a hilarious twist on the topic. Amazing, creative, funny. If I could rate more than 5 stars, I would.
Sharp satire, but kind of ridiculous.
This is one of the strangest things I've read in a long time, but I enjoyed the satire. The real-life issue of transgender people using public restrooms is just as ridiculous as the premise of this story and Chuck Tingle brings it to light in a ridiculous manner.
The book came with a bonus story--Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt." I wish it hadn't. The joke wasn't as funny the second time around. It devalued the author's message, making him seem like a one-trick pony. His list of other titles supports that opinion. Despite the good writing and sharp satire, I will probably not read any other Chuck Tingle stories. I did enjoy this one, though, and other readers might as well.
Five Stars
In every way, a seminal work.
Four Stars
Pounded in the butt by my appreciation of this book