The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rink. This movie is a thing that was made. Yeah and I watched it.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mortal Kombat (1995). This movie is a blast from the past with some magic punches and shit kung fu fighting shit in it!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Men. This movie is a new, fresh hell that haunts Jessie Buckley in this joint!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches How To Shoot A Ghost. In this film, Ghost girl and Ghost boy wander the streets living a lie. It's definately a thing.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Together. This is a film about how we see ourselves and our partners and individuilism and losing yourself in someone and some tits!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death and Ramen. In this short film, Ramen is trying to kill himself and kinda fucks it up so he plays chess with Death and then goes to the club.

I'm Bobby Mom!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This?. In this short film, a dude goes crazy over a fucking photo and shit gets crazy for a while.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Torque. In this film, the dude from The Grudge teams up with the dude from NWA to take on Adam Scott and Vince from Fast Five and Blade 2! The film closes out with some Nickleback and shit get's real at some point between several dolly zoom shots! Fucking kill me!

This is a crap little zine I threw together, based on some random art, poems, or collage artfuck chaos art I create while recording episodes or burning time.

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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches BMX Bandits. Ninety minutes and there's barely a fucking BMX in it for around 70 minutes! What a fucking slog. Go watch Gleaming the Cube instead!