The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Glass House. This movie is not horrible, but somehow it's trash! Give it a shot after you've had a few shots.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kubrick By Candlelight. This short film is pretty fun, but also packs in a bunch of Kubrick references, some of which I noticed, but I'm sure there are lots that I didn't even notice. Give it a watch!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Boy Next Door. This movie is a new, fresh hell that haunts you as you watch it, but that was not the point!

This is a crap little zine I threw together, based on some random art, poems, or collage artfuck chaos art I create while recording episodes or burning time.

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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Guard Dog. This is a funny short film about how we see our dogs and what they may be thinking.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sons of Steel. This movie is a fucking wild fever dream of what the fuck barbecue!?!?! This is what happens when you send all your criminals to the edge of the Earth and let them make films!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hercules in New York. This movie is just kind of an average film, which is fine. It could be worse, and frankly, it should be worse! During this episode, I reveal that I was accepted into a master's program and scanned some pages from an issue of my zine. I also semi-crash out about something haha!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Dog's Life. In this film, the tramp from outer space teams up with a dog from the wrong side of the tracks to kick some ass!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Psychic (Short 2018). It's a family affair in this short film.