The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Belko Experiment. This is a movie wherein humans are zinging one liners while fighting other to humans... some fucking fucked up shit happens or whatever the fuck in back water wherever the fuck!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E13 (Hide Away).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bullet To The Head. This is a movie where Stallone puts a bullet to your fucking head for an hour to fucking long long. Plus fucking Han.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E12 (Do You Believe in Magic?).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Predestination. In this movie dude is a smooth talking time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude that used to be a chick and gets him to go back in time and seduce his female self and makes a baby that is also him and the dude who is the time traveler is also the the baby/girl/dude/time traveler dude!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E11 (Alone Again, Naturally).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Evolution. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml.

Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S4E1&2 - The Way Of The Warrior: Parts 1 & 2

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E10 (My Back Pages).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack Of The Legion Of Doom! wherein Batman is still a dick, but there are bigger dicks abound. Something about rusted metal man!