Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E18 (Standing in the Shadows of Love).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jeepers Creepers. This is a movie wherein humans are in denial of the truth... that Jeepers Creepers is real and he'll fuck you up! Especially if you're a dude with your shirt off because the director is a creepy fucker. seriously look it up.

Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TNG S1E1 - Encounter At Farpoint: Parts 1 & 2

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E17 (Running Scared).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is not a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E16 (Baby Love).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chocolate (Masters Of Horror S1E5). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 5th episode!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E15 (Suspicious Minds).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. In this film Rick Moranis still has a huge cock... a huge cock, but this time gets fucking shrunk!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E14 (Fight Back).