Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E02 (Lies).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors. Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance!

So dance fucker dance!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E01(Baby Come Back).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter. This movie is about a little pussy boy who has a hot baby sitter because he is a little bitch. He gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in here and the baby sitter might blow this kid so keep watching and shit. Also, it turns out they are making a fucking sequel!?!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E26 (Having My Baby).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Constantine: City Of Demons. In this movie, Constantine gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it, Constantine! It's a lot like the comic and pretty good so watch it and read it and send me brownies!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E25 (Shake, Rattle & Roll).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bright. This movie is a fairly average movie that just came out at some point on Netflix. There are Lions and Bears and Orcs or some shit.

fml son.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E24 (Like an Old Time Movie).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Final Destination. This movie is about a dude that freaks the fuck out and pisses off death. That is just the beginning and shit goes fucking nuts! Tony Todd bitches!