The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone. In this movie, there are 9000 wizards and they are crazy fast and can do magic as nobody knows! Jk, but there is Harry Potter and he doesn't fuck around because he is the son Alfred or some shit!?!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E06 (Hooked on a Feeling).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (2017). This movie is about an extra-dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book! This first part stuff is pretty solid and holds up ok so I figured I'd say shit about it and sound stupid and shit.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E05 (Mind Games).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 2: Aftershocks. Kevin Bacon still has a big cock but isn't in this fucking movie!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood. This movie is fucked up, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is some fun stuff in here, but not as much as I'd like.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E04 (We're in the Money).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Murder Mystery. Not a great movie, but it was a hell of a better than most of the shit that he has put out in the last decade. A bit of a waste on the concept, but still funny at times.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E03 (Wanted: Dead or Alive).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Marvel Super Heroes - Guardians of the Galaxy: The Thanos Threat. Yeah this fucking happened.