The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind (2000). Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually a pretty fun movie and very similar to the book. The film has made some smart edits. I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E16 (True Colors).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Phantasm. This movie is somewhat classic in that it kicked sci-fi/horror off into a new and strange direction. I'm pretty sure I was unconscious for most of this movie.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E15 (Love on the Rocks).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Varsity Blues. Football, Dawson, Fatfuck, Amy Smart, Paul Walker(aka Crash & Burn) and Jon Voight... Fuck yeah to the 1990s!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E14 (Make 'Em Laugh).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 4: The Legend Begins. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross is back in the wild west bitches!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E13 (It's My Party).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Sixth Sense. The Happening is about grass and trees fist fucking us in the only way they know-how and this is not that, but it's The Sixth Sense! She and Him run through the woods and remember why they like fucking each other or something.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E12 (Fever).