The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle. In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass and looking for BJs at every turn while wearing a fucking lion's head like a fucking hat... jk! This movie is fucking off the gd hook son!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E11 (Happy Together).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Insidious. In this movie, Insidious is a smooth-talking computer demon from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles but also blow minds and kill stuff or something! fml.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E10 (Break Up to Make Up).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 3: Back To Perfection. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross bitches!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E09 (Live and Let Die).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Knight Rider 2000. This movie is another backdoor pilot that has some no titty action that was made to make some money for assholes!. America fuck yeah!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E08 (The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Of A Cheerleader. Not a great movie, but it sure is hell is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E07 (He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother).