The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The One. This is a movie wherein Jet Li is fighting Jet Li and Jet Li is still Jet Li(ing) the fuck out of himself... also some fucking things happen or whatever the fuck.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E20 (You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Gilmore. He's a loser wanna be hockey player that is trying to save his old lady grandma yo.

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S3 E7 - Civil Defense.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E19 (We Gotta Get Out Of This Place).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: The Last Knight. This is a movie wherein robots are still zinging one liners while fighting other to robots... some fucking things happen or whatever the fuck.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E18 (Someone To Watch Over Me: Part 2).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Good Will Hunting. This movie is about a guy named Will Hunting that wanders around and tries to figure out who he is and what he wants. Robin Fucking Williams.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E17 (Someone To Watch Over Me: Part 1).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stargate. This movie spawned what became a fairly fun tv series that then spawned some less fun tv serieseses. There is alien rape and a Kurt Russell and a androgynous man boy that was face raped by the alien.