Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E16 (We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rollerball (2002). This movie is about some big dicked fuck heads that roll around shit and think they are awesome until shit gets real! Seriously wtfbbq?!?!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: Age of Extinction. This is a movie wherein robots are still zinging one liners while fighting other to robots... some real robots and some fake bake roots. Stanley Tucci is killing it and oh yeah this dude is robbing the cradle.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E14 (The Boy Next Door).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Afterlife. Sci-Fi horror that shits the bed! This movie is a shit show, and the first sign of a franchise going to shit. Seriously this movie sucks donkey dick.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E13 (ALF's Special Christmas: Part 2).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lost World: Jurassic Park. This movie is really not groundbreaking and is bleh. I was probably very tired while recording this and I'm so sorry that you listened to this crap!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E12 (ALF's Special Christmas: Part 1).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies (Extended Edition). This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow wanders around and tries to figure out who or what the five fucking armies are?!