The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Running Man. This movie is like just another in the dytopian 2025 year from hell.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Disco Inferno. It's another short film that had a decent premise, but failed to stick the landing.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wizard of Oz. This movie is about a girl named Oz and the Wizard that she must hunt down!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard. This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that didn't perform as well as the first one. Have I reviewed the first one or not, I can't remember?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming.

Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently:

coffee up her ass

as Ben Affleck tea-bagged

her, Gwyneth Paltrow

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum. This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freaky Friday (2003). This movie did the old switcheroo and hilarity ensues.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League. This movie did ninja and yakuza shit shit too, I guess! haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja. This movie did ninja shit I guess! haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion. So Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets off easy in this fan edit, but he's still a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie. Saffron Burrows is still sexy and Matthew Lillard is even more subdued in this cut.