The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.

This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe!

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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine. This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU" #Deadpool film, whereas it ultimately turned out to be primarily a FOX wet dream of side characters to fill it out.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners. It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick energy in this film.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!