The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Gone In 60 Seconds. This movie is about a car named Cage and it will still drive you baby. Does anybody read this shit?

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E13 (Mother and Child Reunion).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battlefield Earth. This movie is about a man named hillbilly and he saves the world in the year 3000!

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E12 (Oh, Tannerbaum).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Urban Legend. This movie is about a guy named Legend and his sister is Urban and there is a baby face lex luthor and a pre-oscar Jared Leto. Fuck yeah!

Also freddy kinda.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: The Clone Wars. This one is pretty boring because Skyguy and shit.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E11 (On the Road Again).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches All The Right Moves. Football, Coach, Tom Cruise, Tits, Lea Thompson, Steel Mills... Fuck yeah to the 1980s!

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E10 (Baby, You Can Drive My Car).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Furious 7. In this film shit just got fucking real! Han is fucking killed, The Rock gets his balls handed to him and Jason Statham is a fucking beast! Daddy's gotta go to work.