The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Furious 7. In this film shit just got fucking real! Han is fucking killed, The Rock gets his balls handed to him and Jason Statham is a fucking beast! Daddy's gotta go to work.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious 6 "mid-credit scene". This secret scene is where we find out the Han's death in the 3 film wasn't an accident and that makes it slightly less tragic to me, but we gotta keep pumping out those sequels bro! This tells us Jason Statham is a bad ass fucker and here to stay son.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E9 (Jump).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Darker. This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive. This podcast is awful and fuck you part 2.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 3. This movie is another quickly done sequel that was made to get 3D back into cinemas and also to make another quick buck! I actually found myself enjoying this one more than I remember plus he gets the mask ffs!

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E8 (Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue?).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. There is still silly hair cuts, and more batshit insanity. Please don't listen to this.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E7 (Help Me, Rhonda).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Suicide Squad. This movie is a hot mess of garbage that wastes so much talent here. Ugh

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E6 (For Your Eyes Only).