The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Jump Street. This movie is about a two fuckwad copper that can't shit standing up so they get sent back to school!

Well school is out for summer bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Secret Life Of Pets. In this movie the pets rise up and get into shenanigans and all is well just as the humans get home.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Guardians Of The Galaxy. This movie is about a guy named Star Lord who had a above average cock, but nothing gaudy or whatev. He meets up with some strange fucking p33ps and they fucking save the day. Also Thanos and shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Major League. This film is a comedic look at baseball and is funny. haha

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for TOS S1E17 - The Galileo Seven.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Unlimited: Mechs vs. Mutants. In this movie the Batman and Robin 5.0 fight giant ass fucking villains like maniacs on meth!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Passion Of The Christ. This movie is about a polite and friendly hippy that gets fucked up by some small cocked assholes!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man & Captain America: Heroes United. In this movie Iron Man & Captain America are heroes and unite and fight the Red Skull and a bunch of uber men!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Problem Child. This movie is about a little fucking prick kid that shows why children are bastards just like you and I!

Hey dudes this is the first episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY- Caretaker: Parts 1 & 2.