Hey dudes this is the first episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY- Caretaker: Parts 1 & 2.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th. This movie is a game changer of sorts that spawned a mega horror franchise!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Turbo-Charged Prelude for 2 Fast 2 Furious. This mini movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that drive across country because that's what rebel outlaws do or someshit?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon. This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will fuck you up son. Danny fucking Glover mother fucker!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Devil's Rejects. This film took the life out me literally. I passed out at least 2 times while watching this fucking shit pants film. I give up.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Planet Of The Apes (2001). This movie is a remake of a classic film and beloved film franchise. It's a fucked up bleh fest and shit. haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Olympus Has Fallen. This movie is a pure fucking ass pounding in the name of freedom times 10! Ahaha this shit is dope and shit son. Go watch this fucking movie!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. Aliens + Predators + Requiem = this fucking movie. kill me now please.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. There are 3 facts in life: big cocks are what women want, longer cocks are better and uncut ones make women feel like silver dollar pancakes! I don't know what the fuck this means. haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches XXX! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt just to save the world! He also does stunts and shit.