Episode 122 The Rutledges discuss a first date Gabe eavesdropped on, public bathroom thoughts, and if you find out someone you are attracted to is a different gender than you thought why does it matter?

Episode 85 The Rutledges discuss their business plan of opening a chain of Happy Beginnings massage parlors. Also Kristi's mom thinks homeless people are doing really well.

Episode 62 The Rutledges discuss how Gabe performs after 7 shots of Jack Daniels, discover the NoFap community, and invent Jesus The Gathering

Episode 50 The Rutledges go over Kristi's recent medical drama, discuss the joys of accidental boob, and since they are really old they both have World Expo 86 memories

Episode 76 The Rutledges get a little drunk on holiday whiskey, make the case that despite a popular blog that says otherwise; marriage actually is for you, and there is singing. Sorry.

Episode 132 The Rutledges discuss pastry sexism, and some internet criticism effects Gabe more than he wishes it did.

Episode 2 we talk about judgy parents, Motorhead lovers, where babies come from, exchange shitty recipes, and make our first attempt at show plugs

Episode 61 The Rutledges attempt to discuss menstruation, reveal way too much about body hair, Merkin talk returns, and Gabe tries out a pick up line on Kristi

Episode 69 The Rutledges discuss the video games that broke their hearts and answer the age old question; what would Vanilla Ice sound like as an anti-bullying frog rapper?

Episode 73 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's eyetastrophe, go over the perils of nose spray addiction, review Kristi's 5th grade report card, and do some self counseling