Grits to Glitz

Yes! Here's to GRITS* and glitz and good haircuts and a week in fabulous Las Vegas, starring Lana the French bulldog! It's an extra-long episode packed with some old business and a whole bunch of new business. Leave us voice mail at 44-222-96269! (That's 442-229-6269, or 442-BAY-N-AMY, too.)*GRITS = Girls Raised In The South

• Umami Burger
• O Face Doughnuts
• Globe Salon
• Perch
• Downtown Container Park
• Slotzilla zip line

Whose turn is it to be dramatic? Amy's! No, it's still Bay's turn! No, it's Lana's turn! Oh, whoever's turn it is, they're being dramatic. We got musical voice mail! Bay failed a test, and Amy's house was a victim. We're going to see the Grand Canyon! Amy had a visitor who tried to steal the affections of Lana the fabulous Frenchie, and Amy's branching out into old/new gambling games. Write to us at [email protected]!

• The Satyrsphere!
• Stress tests are aptly named!
• B-I-N-G-O!
• Williams, AZ!
• French bulldog carrier pack!

Well, if you're Bay, there's no way of knowing! But we're working on it! New listener Erin checks in via email -- you're welcome to do so, too, at [email protected], y'know! What do you know about anemia? New feature: Retread Text Theatre! as performed by Amy and Bay, via the Interwebs! Do you still get cable, or have you joined the 21st century like Amy? Bay gives a short report on Townsend, TN, in springtime, and Amy flew the Slotzilla zip line on Fremont Street! Call us at 44-222-96269!

• Erin's blog Deployment Diatribes!
• Elvira's Cafe between Townsend and Sevierville -- yummy crepes!
• Cut the cable cord!
• Bay's a bloodless bitch!
• Slotzilla!!!! (Yeah, we can't wait, neither!)

You might know if it were an auction! Listen, y'all, this is one of our crazier episodes. We gabbed about everything from sock auctions to French bulldog farts and right on up to "The Sound of Music" and drones. We dished Nacho Daddy, March Madness, gambling, and volunteering for NPR fund drives. Why, we even talked about penis transplants. Can't stand it? Neither can we! Check out our links at www.gritstoglitz.com! Write to us at [email protected]!

• French Bulldog Rescue Network
• Farting art!
• The hills are alive! (Fifty years later and counting, dadgummit!)
• LV Animal Allergy and Dermatology
• Lana moiderizes Amy's drone -- turn down your volume!!!
• Yahoo's March Madness Fantasy Sports board (Bay's confession: I can't tell which one is my Amy...)
• Nacho Daddy, downtown Las Vegas' premiere Mexican eatery
• Cunt Pickle remix
• Penis transplant is real!
• 1978 SNL faux commercial
• WUOT, Knoxville's NPR station, and Bay's favorite

So much happening, it's hard to get it all in one paragraph! Amy has been a gad-about, flitting from one only-in-Las-Vegas event to another, and shopping a lot in between. Bay has continued her "oh, woe is me" thing, but a bright spot showed up in dark, furry cuteness to make it all worthwhile. Hovercrafts and Vocabulary Vixen! Voice mail pours in! Call us at 44-222-96269!

• Sayonara, Riviera. We hardly knew thee!
• Crazy Girls butts!
• Amy got a drone!
• 6pm.com = bargain basement of Zappos!
• Steve's column about Amy's tile!

It's story time! What happens when you Google your childhood sweetheart's name? Bay can tell you that this makes her legal assistant instincts go into overdrive. Amy has a Lana report, and the Vocabulary Vixen is here to lead you to enlightenment. Call us at 442-229-6269 (a.k.a., 44-222-96269) or write to us at [email protected]!

• Amy wants a drone because of this video
• Lana loves her ball
• We got some Satyrsphere love from Scott!
• Here's the fabulous c*** pickle remix if you want it for your ringtone
• Llamas with Hats

Hey! We're back! Sorry for the long break, but we're gifting you (and ourselves) with a fabulous piece of music to make up for the long wait in between episodes. Warning! It's explicit. Like, seriously, really explicit. Because ... pickle. Amy has a new best friend! Bay has a trip to plan! We get voice mail now! 44-222-96269! Oh, OK, that's really (442) BAY-N-AMY, or (442) 229-6269. Sing! Sing a filthy song!

• Fiverr!
• James Beachen remixes cool [explicit] stuff!
• French Bulldog Rescue!
• Website exclusive: A Soft Murmur -- ahhhhh.

NOW YOU CAN!!!! We have voice mail! 442-BAY-NAMY, which is also (442) 229-6269, which Amy likes to pronounce, "44-222-96269"! While you're at it, please leave us a review on iTunes, and help us invest in our future. Speaking of futures, Amy's into Acorns, and Bay's getting retirement investments from work soon. Which she loves. Have we mentioned? Bay loves her job. Amy got a dash cam! Take that, Mother Russia! And we're not wearing our pajamas to Walmart, sorry, People of Walmart. We'll never be on your site. Hey! Give a listen to Greetings to Nowhere! It's cool! And as always, write to us at[email protected]!

• The Acorns app is for your future
• Dash cams are fun (Note: Those videos are not reviewed and/or approved by Bay or Amy of GritstoGlitz.com; view at your own risk.)
• Pajamas are for home
• People of Walmart don't know where pajamas belong
• Greetings from Nowhere is cool!
• Website exclusive: Project Runway All Stars! Make it work, y'all!

It's episode 272, for real this time! Amy and Bay have survived the holidays and are more than ready to leap into 2015. It's gotta be better! We've been bowling, we've seen a movie or two, we're adding more Christmas music to our list of favorites, and we're planning to help Bay fake an illness next Christmas eve. Write to us! [email protected]!

• Post-bowling muscle soreness!
• Big-eyed waif art!
• The galaxy needs guarding!
• Straight No Chaser's original viral carol!
• Starland Vocal Band was better than its one Top 40 Hit!
• How to get out of social obligations!

It's a Grits to Glitz holiday special! We're just dishing about our favorite holiday things -- movies, songs, TV specials, fond Christmas memories, and holidays we wish we could forget. Join us for a long, reminiscent show! Write to us at [email protected] or send us a sound file to play on the air. Happy Holidays, y'all!

• Noelco!
• Boogie Woogie!
• Baby Go Bye Bye!
• JT & Yo Yo Ma!
• That Night