Beware The Blobs!!!!

It's ooey it's gooey it's made of silicon. It's the blob. This week we breakdown this double creature feature. We discuss Steven McQueen last appearance leads to birth of an legendary film career, dissolving bodies, op fire extinguishers, groovy themes, and an absurd love of practical effects. Frank Darabount would hate our show but will you? Come dissolve with us.

HOW BIG CAN IT BE?!?!

Join us as we explore the work of an early 00's Guillermo Del Toro, walk off set with David Harbour, Make wishes come true, and get our Ruperts confused.

One, two, Reboots are coming for you.

This is the gold standard of 80's slashers with Wes Craven's Nightmare on Elm St. This groundbreaking horror film brings the frights and kills that audiences so so desired. Nothing could ever stop freddy except for a Lazy reboot. Listen To Meredith and Pedro dissect everything wrong with Michael Bay produced travesty. Only Bay could bring us a nightmare that none of us could wake up from. Booby Trap your house, scotch gurard your celiings. bar your windows, and get your micro naps in, Freddy's coming B#tch!

This Episode will make you a Godamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus!

Welcome to this first Triple header episode of Gritty REboot. Today we will form the most masculine handshake to review three films in the Predator franchise. We definitely show our reverence for the Arnie classic, a great film with a unique ability to keep newborns asleep. We barely hide our disdain for the laziest of reboots from the normally reliable Shane Black before we lament that the best thing to happen to the franchise since Arnold gets dumped to streaming. Chopper is full lads, Dont Stick Around.

Today we present our first Minisode. I break down my favorite scenes in Tv and Film. To start off with I picked my favorite scene from the Dark Knight and no its not the pencil scene. Sit down and listen to me break down the moment the Joker turns the tables on the Dark Knight.

Herbert West has very good head on his shoulders...and another one in a dish on his desk.

Welcome to Episode 4 of Gritty Reboot. This week we take a look at Staurt Gordon's cult classic Re-Animator. Listen to us babble on as we show our love for this gory masterpiece and express our ideas on how we would update it for today.

SAY HIS NAME. Candyman was originally dropped on us in 1992 and was instantly one of the best horror movies of the decade. A Disturbing story and a haunting score launched this film into the cultural zeitgeist. Come with us as we explore all the things we love as we compare Bernard Rose's film to Nia Dacosta's updated effort.

DEAD OR ALIVE YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

This week we take a look at the Sci-Fi classic Robocop. Paul Verhoeven's career launching film still hits hard in 2022. This episode is all about us heaping praise on this movie, doing the opposite for the reboot, singing the joys of R rated content marketed to kids, nostalgia nutting for physical media, and dealing with passable cinema. Please enjoy the only Robocop podcast where someone doesn't talk about the "I'll buy that for a dollar" guy.

Sam Rami, Rob Tapert, and Bruce Campbell gathered in the Michagan Woods and gave birth to the greatest cult horror film franchise of all time. Come with us as we explore the differences between Sam Rami's classic to the 2013 reboot from Fede Alverez. Join Us!!!!