Spring has sprung! Musician, wedding troubadour, and Bach' Catch of the Week Colin McCormick joins the Groomz to sweat it out and to break down if it's cool or not that Colin owned a tux when he was 15, try to stump the Human Jukebox, and to Give It Up to the Lord!

Plus, on Nup News at Nine, the Groomz scoop the situation on extramarital sex in Utah and a dog who eats borscht!

Also, Nicolas Cage stops by to congratulate the newlyweds!

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Comedian and married person Phoebe Bottoms joins the Groomz in studio for the first ever Forever Dog in-house wedding and to discuss the morality of wishing on a cat, when you do and do not have to pay the band (you always have to pay the band!), and exactly how to impersonate a member of the clergy.

Plus, on Nup News at Nine, the Groomz scoop a secretly planned, maybe non-consensual wedding, a venue crime, and a fainting best man!

Also, stay tuned for the outro - Protege Sarche returns for a whole slate of Disneyland lessons!

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Comedian Finn Straley joins the Groomz to look at everybody naked and to discuss the healthiest birth weight for your engagement, how to dress for the photo shoot, and ONE good reason why he didn't get married in Alaska.

Plus, on Nup News at Nine, the Groomz scoop the spookiest wedding of all time!

Also, Johnny's here!!

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Suddenly-married comedian Emily Heller (Ice Thickeners) joins the Groomz in studio to discuss whether she would have had a wedding without a President Trump, which single word she chose for her wedding cake (hint: it's in the name), and which mayoral duties are more important than marrying constituents, if any.

Plus, on Nup News at Nine, the Groomz deliver the hot goss about - what else? - incest!

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Comedian and recent bachelorette Amber Kenny (The Long Shot) joins the Groomz in studio to run down how strong the Vegas Magic Mike performers are, which famous TV detectives make for excellent strippers, and exactly what the rules are on the bus from LA to Vegas.

Plus, on Nup News at Nine, the Groomz scoop a contentious wedding speech and a bridesmaid's concerns about a food-free wedding!

Also, Michael Caine stops in to make a First Impression after watching the Dark Night! So does comedian Dan Gill!

Also, the Groomz shock and surprise with a brand new segment, Protege Sarch!

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Comedians Dan Gill (Groomzillas, commercials) and Eric Dadourian (Groomzillas, theatre in the round) join each other in studio to just do it.

Plus, on Nup News at Nine, the specter of vaping rears its ugly head in wedding culture for the first time, and a groom reads the room!

Also, during a visit to Commercial World, Eric gets an A+ for his report on Reese's new #NotSorry campaign, and Dan kicks back and relaxes at a Capital One Cafe.

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Comedian Ahamed Weinberg (Insecure) sits down with the Groomz to take a CBD bath and to talk who will officiate 007's wedding, what exactly qualifies him to be on celebrity Tinder, and how the practice of tickling translates to the current era.

Plus, the Groomz break some old news: it's the story of every dark and twisted wedding tradition in Nup News at Nine!

Also, Ben Affleck visits the studio right after a friend suggests they watch The Town!

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Wedding expert Tess Barker (Lady to Lady) makes her triumphant return to Groomzillas to discuss how much she wanted people to have sex at her wedding, her premarital shoe-shopping saga, and the power of being serious about your wedding plans.

Plus, on Nup News at Nine, Dan, Eric AND Tess break the heartwarming story of a wedding dress-themed wedding, and a crazy gun lady!

Also, charismatic billionaire Mark Zuckerberg shows off some face filters in First Impressions!

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Comedian Paige Weldon (Corporate, Mall Talk) joins the Groomz in studio to discuss the future of her matrimony, how having a significant other makes it okay to loiter on college campuses, and how best to match your glasses to your wedding dress.

Plus, on Nup News at Nine, Dan and Eric go ankle-deep on 2019s hottest wedding trends.

Also, robot and hapless victim Chappie visits to make a First Impression!

And of course the Groomz visit Commercial World to discuss a huge victory in the Dan column during the big game.

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Hey Wetheads, just hoping to catch you before work! Dan and Eric are joined by writer and comedian C.J. Toledano (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) to run down all possible basketball/wedding analogies, getting married at the Hard Rock Cafe, and why C.J. didn't propose to his fiancee in front of a Rob Schneider mural!

Plus, the Groomz scoop cannabis culture on Nup News at Nine!

Also, Eric takes us on a tour of Sofia Vergara's dubious Head and Shoulder's campaign in this week's Commercial World!

And of course, new father Tony Montana drops in to introduce us to his little First Impression!

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