Grossly Competent

In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick chat about a Cornell University article that poses a question pondered over millenia:

Are people that like Corporate BS Jargon Speak actually just stupid?

But before all that invigorating dialogue, Steve continues with his standard ranting about the terribleness of being Pitch-Slapped while also giving mad credit to a sweet, sweet banger that takes the worst parts of LinkedIn and makes them into a glorious EDM hit. Patrick provides the intellectual stimulus by asking the age-old Halloween question: Which candy bar is better?

Oh... so, you want some links, do ya? Well here's some clips for you then!

• 'Workers who love 'synergizing paradigms' might be bad at their jobs' by Kate Blackwood
• Reggie Watts Clip
• Turning cold LinkedIn DMs into EDM

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This is about as close as we've ever gotten to a DOUBLE FEATURE!

That's right: in this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick throw their two cents into the divided internet arena on one of the most foundational questions of our time:

Is it professionally acceptable to bring an iced coffee to your interview?

Which side of the fence do you land on!? Let us know on Instagram, YouTube, or LinkedIn, yo!

Once that finishes out, the boys spend some time discussing Sunken-Cost Fallacies and what they mean in the workplace. Ever receive a serious blockade to changing something in the workplace with nothing more than a 'No' to support the reasoning? Congrats! You've discovered a Sunken-Cost Program (and perhaps you may have even achieved a double-whammy and tripped into a Sacred Cow for your troubles too).

And in case you were concerned, Yes, Steve and Patrick do indeed discuss at great length just how incredible the 1987 film Monster Squad truly is.

Want some links? We've got the hook-up!

• Journey21 - Where Community Creates Opportunity
• An Internet Divided: To Bring Coffee or Not To Bring Coffee (That is the Question!)
• The Dress on Wiki
• The Monster Squad - Full Movie (NSFW... like, seriously... what on Earth made something rated-R in the 80's!?!?)

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In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick talk about a legend, thousands of years old, that teaches a simple, tried and true method to break out of our own motivational gutters: sometimes, you need to figure out your own personal bath.

Before that though, Steve and Patrick take a trip down memory lane and reminisce about movies of their childhood that make them question their own tastes and upbringings. Between their shared love of Elizabeth Shue and the questionable ratings of 80's films geared towards kids, you'll walk away knowing a powerful secret passed down through the ages: Wolfman's got nards.

Want some sweet links? We've got the hook-up, yo!

• Pi - The Story of Archimedes with the incredible Mark Margolis
• The Hive Wellness & Social
• Camp Cucamonga
• 6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park
• The Monster Squad IMDB

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History became legend, and legend became the one-year anniversary of Grossly Competent. - Galadriel, obv.

In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick celebrate one year of being gross and slightly competent. That's right; one whole year of ugly jokes, laughing at ourselves, and trying to spread a little love of learning along the way on the podcast!

The conversation veers - eventually - into the eternal debate of Work from Home vs. Remote as more and more companies are adjusting their COVID-driven policies. Which side do you fall on: team PJ's or team watercooler? (Let us know!) Tune in to find out some anecdotes that can help even the most seasoned of remote or onsite employees stay on task, increase trust, and develop healthy boundaries to separate person from professional.

Before then, we get a sneak peek at Steve's everyday life and his eventual replacements while Patrick talks about the overabundance of sports. Is too much football even possible?

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In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick have the honor of interviewing the legendary Dr. Thekla B. Ross, infamous for her work shining a light and providing weapons against the digital addiction that pervades society.

Dr. Thekla B. Ross, in discussing the research that went into her new book, It Won't Love You Back, illuminates the impact of technology on mental health, social connection, and well-being while exploring ways to reconnect with ourselves in a digital age.

Dr. Thekla's own personal journey - filled with moments of self-doubt, what's it's like leading the charge on disrupting the status quo, and embracing the things that make us profoundly human - offers up something severely lacking in the modern era: hope.

Want some links to Dr. Thekla B. Ross? Well here you go!

• https://www.theklabr.com/
• Thekla on LinkedIn
• Wherever You Go, There You Are

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NUMBER FIFTY!?!?!

That's right, you beautiful people! In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick celebrate their 50th episode! While wondering how they haven't been canceled yet, the boys kick it into high gear by smashing a phrase all too easily tossed around the workplace: "That's the way we've always done it."

• How does an organization get to a point where that is a fulfilling answer?
• And how do we smash it into smithereens!?

Tune in on this milestone episode and find out!

But before all that hullabaloo, Steve warms up the place with a story of a gas station for kids while Patrick helps the crowd go mild with a story about a coworker whose daughter's name is Alexa... or is it? (cue X-Files theme)

And here's some links, yo!

• Fart Corner
• The Most Dangerous Phrase in Business (Forbes)

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Come interview our support button!

In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick dig into the art of interviewing from both sides of the table, sharing practical tips and insights to improve your skills. Don't fall into the 'Tell us about yourself' pit-trap and arm yourself with effective strategies to make interviews more conversational and productive.

Oh, and never ask Steve what kind of comicbook character he would be.

(Obviously it's Jean Grey because she's busted followed only by Spawn. - Steve)

Bu before all that, Patrick talks about his run-in with author Ryan Holiday of The Daily Stoic while Steve gushes about an upcoming guest on the show he is clearly excited about.

You want some links!? Oh, we'll give you some links! (Becuase it's the right thing to do, of course.)

•  Author Ryan Holiday of The Daily Stoic
• Thekla B. Ross - The New Smoke Break: What's Really Killing Your Bottom Line...

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You know what's not a small gesture? You Supporting the Show!

In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick talk about the power of small gestures in professional and personal settings and explore the resounding impacts of those moments.

• What is a small thing you did for someone that changed your perception?
• Did a company or someone do something for you?

Through personal stories and experiences, the boys delve into how the small things add up in a big way.

Before that, Steve talks about being tired and Patrick reminisces about Norm Macdonald and his ability to make even the most offensive things hilarious (too bad he never saw our faces...).

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Come and suport this community!

Rarely does a corner of the internet surprise you with genuine human warmth, but that is exactly what Steve and Patrick uncover in this episode of Grossly Competent. The story at the heart of this conversation involves a stranger on Reddit's r/bald community who came looking for hair advice and left with encouragement to book therapy, take a nap, and ultimately shave his head.

What does it take to truly find your people?

In prepositional phrases and casual tangents alike, Steve and Patrick make a compelling case that community is not a burden but a natural exchange. Whether you prefer Reddit's anonymity or face-to-face connection, the episode argues that belonging matters.

The hosts also celebrate their expansion to YouTube. (We promise it's still an audio only format. - Steve)

Tune in to Grossly Competent and find your people.

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Dont be late to the party and check this out!

In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick dig into their most annoying work habits - from Reply-All chaos to meeting timesfrom hell - and share practical and effective ways to combat even the most challenging ones with such ease you can grab a fresh Starbucks along the way.

Looking to cut down on your eye-roll count or perhaps just find a better more productive way to spend your daily energy? Tune in and hear all about it!

Before all that jazz, Steve decides to shoot off his unpopular opinion while Patrick does everything in his power to defend the honor and sanctity of this beloved fantasy series.

Whose side will you take on this installment of Grossly Competent!?

Also, don't forget to tell your friends, family, and coworkers that Grossly Competent is officially on YouTube! Come check it out!

Grossly Competent on YouTube!

Want some more links? We've gotchu!

• The Truth You All Know But Won't Admit...
• After All This Time
• Asher Perlman Tweet - Menu Options (NSFW)

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