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In this episode of Grossly Competent, hosts Steve and Patrick delve into the world of Micromanagement, where one can either die a hero amongst their teams or live long enough to see themselves become the villain.

• What is Micromanagement?
• Why would someone decide to Micromanage?
• What are the signs, implications, and effects of being Micromanaged and being the Micromanager?
• And what techniques can be used to either thwart being Micromanaged or becoming the Micromanager?

But before all that serious stuff, Steve and Patrick chat about an old clip of longtime friend of the show* Matt Damon. They also share their most recent forays into media success, one of which appearing on the esteemed The Missing Piece podcast with April Reed and the other demonstrating his prowess as someone that Lives Nearby.

(*This has not been verified as true... nor false. Just saying. - Steve)

Here are some links for all you beautiful people:

• The Missing Piece with April Reed featuring Steve Counsell
• Patrick Lives Nearby with Bedroom Eyes
• Matt Damon Defends Teachers
• Psychology Says Employees May Call In Sick Not Because They're Too Ill to Work, but to Avoid Micromanaging Boss or Unsupportive Colleagues

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In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick embark on a discussion centered on the following quote:

"People are more likely to edit than create.'

What does that mean? Are people just critique or is there something tired and burnt-out under the surface? Patrick and Steve get in touch with their philosophical sides, introduce some modern psychology concepts, and ultimately try to provide some professional strategies to help make sense out of the chaos.

But before that, Patrick and Steve recap the annual Slip'n'Slide event, revisit Steve's daughter's reaction to seeing Patrick's face, and talk about the return of an infamous The Onion mascot that has been dormant for 30 years.

And of course, some fun links for your heart's delight:

• The Onion - Small Town's 'Cryptosporidium Daze' Fails to Attract Visitors.
• Science Direct - Conservation of Resources Theory

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In this episode of Grossly Competent, hosts Steve and Patrick dig into the artistry and impact of good storytelling in the professional space. What is it about a good story that draws people in to learn more? When is it acceptable to use storytelling versus other, more technical methods? And what is necessary for a good story to stick in the minds of your audience?

Tune in and find out!

But before all that jazz, Patrick talks about his new favorite Out of Office message and the art of gracefully falling while Steve prepares his message to a future therapist for his daughter after Patrick discloses how he plans to introduce himself in person to her at an upcoming event. (Hint: it involves a mask.)

Here's some links, ya filthy animal!

• Forbes: What is Leadership Storytelling?
• A Picture of Two Uglies

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Want that warm and fuzzy feeling you get from doing something awesome? Swing on by - we appreciate you!

In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick do a deep dive into the world of PMMFI (pronounced Pum-Fee), a concept introduced and made infamous by Mark Kay Ash of Mary Kay Cosmetics. Specifically, the boys discuss real interactions they've expereinced with PMMFI, organizations that do it well, and how providing great customer service is so much more than just saying the 'customer is always right', it's about empathy, small gestures, and perhaps envisioning a wooden sign around everyone's neck that proposes a simple concept: Please Make Me Feel Important.

Oh... you want links? Well here! Have some links!

• PMMFI - Please Make Me Feel Important
• Right Thing, Right Now by Ryan Holiday
• This Used to Be My Playground - Madonna

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Whoa there, partner! Why don't you swing that horse on over here and have a look-see, y'hear?

In this episode of Grossly Competent, hosts Steve and Patrick record live and on the road for your listening pleasure!

Well, that's HALF true.

Patrick takes to the road while Steve stays home to explore the nuances of working with subject matter experts in the work place. Can an SME ever be trusted to not make an 800-slide PowerPoint? Is Learning and Development any better? (Yes. -Steve) Find out the best practices for working with the SMEs in your industry in this episode!

Before all that jazz, Patrick demonstrates his commitment to bringing this show to life every week by bringing his gear on vacation with him to record. Will we finally hear from Silverfox Joe?

Tune in and find out!

Here's a link for your troubles, yo!

• In case you don't get the title reference - OPP by Naughty by Nature
• Visit Door County

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Don't be let our culture falter!

In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick talk about the role Learning and Development plays in creating and building an organization's culture. Is it all just a bunch of nonsense or is there a real formula to the madness!? The boys chat about what it means to build culture and the destructive power of the wrong people in the wrong positions.

Before all of that though, Steve and Patrick take a trip down memory lane as one often does when realizing they are Over the Hill. (God, remember how big of a deal that was!?) Oh, and Steve continues to deride Pitchslapping LinkedInfluencers to the shock of literally no one.

Here are some links because, well, why not!?

If LinkedIn Was a Person

Onions!

Not the EXACT painting, but close

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Don't make an ugly mistake and skip past this link!

In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve and Patrick chat about the times they've made professional mistakes and what they learned from them. Believe us when we say that when time travel becomes a thing, we'll definitely want to show our younger selves this episode to prevent those blunders... and destroy the space-time continuum.

Worth it. (Besides, have you SEEN this timeline!?)

But before all that jazz, Steve brings up a friendly reminder to engage people that make an impact on you while Patrick asks someone, anyone, to please Sit By Me.

Here are some links to stuff, yo;

• Sit By Me app https://sitbyme.com/
• Between Two Ferns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iG2d0U7k7k

And also: Send us your questions! We want to feature your inquiries on a future episode! And here's how:

• Instagram: @grosslycompetent
• Email: [email protected]

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In this episode of Grossly Competent, hosts Steve and Patrick dial into a lively discussion about... Compliance Training!

Crickets

But seriously, the boys get into the push and pull dynamics of making training that is either engaging, entertaining, and can something be both successfully. Are documentaries considered training anyway?

And if that's not enough to get you pumped, Patrick talks about HR meetings that should have been an email. On the other hand, Steve discloses his DisruptHR presentation is officially live for all the world to see*.

*Disclaimer: Grossly Competent is not responsible for damage done to eyes, face, and your overall well after viewing Steve maskless. Viewer discretion is advised.*

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In this episode of Grossly Competent, hosts Steve and Patrick dive into a subject so scary, so utterly revolting, that chills will run down your spine!

We're talking everyone's favorite corporate buzzword: Networking.

The boys get down to the nitty gritty and chat about the true power of absolute, genuine networking and that it's so much more than collecting business cards like Patrick Bateman at a Pokemon convention. Whether you're an extrovert or introvert, Steve and Patrick share tips on becoming more effective with meeting people in your field and the doors it can open.

Whether it's to see if Steve screws up the intro, to discover who Patrick bribed to be our sponsor of the week, or hear the uncanny connections our Spinarooski provides, there's a little something for everyone.

And of course, some links for you to enjoy:

• 'My God, it even has a watermark.'
• Forbes: The Power of Networking
• The Spinarooski is alive...

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In this episode of Grossly Competent, Patrick introduces Steve to a super special guest, the Sober New Yorker herself, Melissa McGovern!

*Fan fare erupts everywhere

That's right, folks! Strap in as Melissa enlightens the boys on her journey to becoming a success coach, sobriety advocate, and podcast host, and embarasser of teenage children.

Discover how sobriety transformed her personal and professional life, and get practical tips on alcohol-free living, coaching, and building a brand around authenticity. And dance; we can't forget about dance.

Follow Melissa in all her endeavors!

• The Sober New Yorker on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thesobernewyorker/
• The Sober New Yorker website https://thesobernewyorker.com/
• The Sober New Yorker Podcast https://thesobernewyorker.com/podcast

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