My older son blurted out "Its not my fault dad's in jail" in the car in front of my younger daughter who didn't know. I threw the kid out of the car and made him walk home over a mile

I was supposed to go on a family vacation but the airline offered me a voucher for my seat and I took it, and now the family is angry at me for not going

I lent my best friend $7,000 a few years back when he was going through a hard time. Now I'm unemployed and asked for the money back and his wife won't let him pay me back even though they have the money now

My wife refuses to discipline my children because they're her step children and she's not their "real mother"

My wife uses a "private" pic that I sent her when we were dating as my contact pic on her phone and shows it to her friends

My wife steals flowers from other people's yards around the neighborhood and plants them in her own garden

My wife feels the need to ask for a senior discount FOR ME everywhere we go and its embarrassing me

Ayla ran over a bunny on her way into work this morning so people called in to make her feel better with stories of their own roadkill incidents

My wife just found out that I paid for her engagement ring by selling sperm and now she wants to know all the details and is angry that I have "other kids", so much so that she threw away the ring and wants a new one

My friend is having a gender reveal party for her second baby even though she already had one for her first