Grown Kids

The kids have their first guest: Ernesto Ledezma. They dive into the acting range of Robert Pattinson, DiCaprio is Jack Nicholson, Jenny from “Forrest Gump” is toxic, and Ernesto recently started dating a comediann. The guys talk about dating and hooking up with comics. Ernesto growing up in the hood. Ernesto is from South Gate but everyone thinks he’s from Riverside. Alex and Ernesto talk about how they met. If a comic asks if you “want to write some time” it means he wants to fuck. Kenan’s mangina once got a 2 minute standing ovation. How old we were when we lost our virginities, Alex was scarred from going down on a girl after his first time doing it when he was 13. Lexapro sucks. Ernesto talks more about his recent girlfriend, and how they met in the comedy scene. Alex is dumbfounded that Ernesto practiced celibacy for a while by choice. The art of fingering, fisting, and fapping. We touch base on an already talked about subject and one of Alex’s favorites topics: Masturbating before sex. If Kenan was in a porno, it would be called “Lake Flaccid.” Top 3 open mics. The kids talk about a possible Grown Kids Comedy Show... Enjoy the episode.

Kenan and Josh eat shrooms. Kenan throws up. Josh is jealous that Lucy loves Alex so much. Alex shares some of his stories while in different parts of Mexico. Alex also talks about his friend who has a drinking problem, and how his friend got the nickname “Timmy Tilt.” Kenan has a “Patrick Star” tattoo on his leg. People that can and can’t handle drugs and alcohol. The effects of drinking and drug abuse as you get older. Kenan talks about his new job, and how he once hooked up with a girl that was 6’2” from work. The guys dive deeper into work hook-up experiences. Alex fails a drug test at 17 for his first job: Ralph’s. The movie “Grandmas Boy.” We talk about guys that lie to get laid, guys that are straight forward, and why it’s bad to waste a woman’s time when it comes to dating. Be careful for psycho women. Favorite Ben Stiller movies. Alex can jack off without porn, and Kenan needs dick in his porn. Feet and toes. Weed almost killed Alex. Josh and Kenan talk about Rick and Morty. The oldest woman we’ve ever slept with. Masturbating before going on a date, and before having sex. Alex published a book in 2018. The guys share some shroom stories. This episode is almost 3 hours long. If you listen past an hour and a half, that’s on you.

The guys talk about French Fries, having enough confidence to call your dick “pee-pee,” and how women aren’t grossed out by each other the way men are. Kenan talks about getting a finger in his butt by a girl with long fingernails, and whether he liked it or not. Kenan also talks about his first headlining gig. Do you use a bidet? Is karma a real thing? Ponzi schemes, bro code, vaginas, open mics, creepy comics, why it’s not easy making friends in comedy when you first start, and why complaining about lack of diversity at open mics is stupid. You know what else is stupid? Zoos. Alex loves Madonna. Kenan thinks Gwen Stefani likes Asian girls. The guys gives several “top 3” lists including: childhood celebrity crushes, Disney characters they’d bang, video game characters they’d bang, and most overrated cartoon characters. We also touch base on why ESPN is trying to be too woke, and “Family Guy” censoring certain jokes from their future episodes. Josh also talks about how he doesn’t like “Scarface,” and that doesn’t sit well with Alex.

This week on the Grown Kids podcast.

Kenan and Alex meet Metta World Peace at a comedy/music show. The kids indulge in some basketball talk, and stupid fans that trash talk athletes. Is it weird to have a threesome with sisters? Alex almost fires Josh, masturbating before sex, halal vs haram, Beyoncé vs Rihanna, Aaliyah’s impact on music, the greatness of Jay-Z and Freddie Mercury. Doing standup during the pandemic in Downey and Koreatown. The Latasha Harlins story. How Alex says hi to his friends and fellow comics. Dead baby jokes, getting pegged, when you think your racist uncle has finally come around, marriage is a business, queefing, compliments from gay guys are the best, homophobia, and how the straight white man isn’t the most racist or homophobic person. We’re going to hell where we will still get cancelled. And last but not least, we introduce out podcast mascot: Lucy.