Grown Kids

It’s safe to say, we enjoy porn, so we had to have Kenny Weber, a comedian and porn industry worker, indulge us kids on the ways of the porn industry. Kenny talks about his start in comedy, how he got started in the porn industry, and Kenny’s recent break-up with a comedian. We talk about our favorite porn stars, and how Alex can’t cum with condoms. We discuss sex, and comedy, and how they go hand-in-hand (no pun intended). Kenny talks about funny QUEEFS on set before the legit conversation of prostitution, and why it should be legal. We come up with our porn names, romanticize the chat roulette days, talk about how boys are fucked up, the game “Butts Up,” and our Top 3 Sex Positions. So grab your anal beads, and strap-ons, because this is gonna be a wet episode.

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It’s just the kids for this episode. Kenan and Alex recap their experience doing comedy at a rave in Kansas. Alex shares some stories of his rave days in the mid-late 2000’s, watching someone die at a rave, and the many overdoses you’ll see at raves. Josh and Alex deal with a fight at work. Memes and the internet, Chappelle’s new special and cancel culture. Straight guys making gay jokes, the boundaries dudes have as friends, and being comfortable with your sexuality. We started recording this episode after midnight, so we kept this episode short and sweet.

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There was an audio issue with Alex’s mic the first 15 minutes, but it was all gravy after that (and even before).

By far, the funniest episode yet. The kids have Adam Chong and Viet Nguyen as their guests for this special episode. We talk about their comedy show that they produce: “Rice & Beans,” Adam’s experience doing shows in Wisconsin, restaurant jobs and bad tippers. We take a look into how Adam and Viet got started in comedy, the movie “Don’t Be A Menace In South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood,” Viet growing up in Vietnam, Adam’s travels around the world, Viet losing his virginity, and of course, some good old fashion roasts, and racist Asian jokes throughout the episode. We learn how to say “pretty pu$$y” in Vietnamese, and other Vietnamese slang. Adam looks like Kim Jong Un, and told Dennis Rodman that when we all saw him at a bar in Costa Mesa in 2019, Dennis didn’t like it. We talk about Dennis some more, the Lakers, Cristiano Ronaldo, what we would buy with money when we have it, films, Koreans films, K-Pop, and Asian racism... against each other (stop asian hate... within). We break down how white people aren’t the most racist and homophobic people, and how white people get offended for us when we don’t care. Adam’s dream girl (you don’t want to hear Viet’s), why Vietnamese people eat dogs, and how Viet lived by a dog restaurant. WARNING: it gets dark. Alex is sensitive with animals, so he didn’t enjoy this part. Alex also hits his 6 year mark in comedy.

And apparently...

“Cat taste better.” - Viet Nguyen

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A lot of weed and mushrooms were consumed during this episode... as they usually are.

The kids are graced by McKenna Jarrell. McKenna talks about her travels to Idaho, and now living in Long Beach. We discuss naked people, the movie “Midsommar,” cults, The Rolling Stones, music, McKenna’s favorite bands, and her teaching music as a job. Who has a bigger package? George Michael or Tommy Lee? Santa Monica College, McKenna’s start in comedy, and doing improv vs standup. Naked people... with weapons. The Bloodhound Gang, Weird Al Yankovich, back pain, fentanyl in cocaine (get testing kits). Alex talks about his wild friends who had wild deaths. Concussion Confidential. McKenna shares DM’s of people’s fainting stories. Heroin, and the feeling on and off of it. Creepy guys and fapping. Kenan and Alex talk a little about their Kansas trip, but save the other stories from the trip for another episode. McKenna was so too high to do the “Top 5” segment of the show. Oops. Now go to work.

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Starting the podcast off with some roasts and a good cheers. Our second guest, Mario Rodriguez, graces our garage with his presence. We talk about drinking before sets, swiping right on everyone on tinder, freebasing cocaine, whip-its, death and time, near death experiences, Josh being white, life in Irvine, Mario’s football days, Mario’s top comics growing up, and Mario’s days of being homeless. Oh, and play-doh. That’s just the first hour. Kenan has been to Neverland Ranch. The greatness of The Rolling Stones. The Seattle grunge music era. Did Kurt Cobain kill himself? The CIA, conspiracy theories, eating ass, and the many different meals you can have mushrooms with, traveling, and Spirit Airlines. We give our Top 3 Gas Station Items when you’re high. Alex was thinking of naming this episode “Dildo Brain,” and for a good reason.

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The kids have their first guest: Ernesto Ledezma. They dive into the acting range of Robert Pattinson, DiCaprio is Jack Nicholson, Jenny from “Forrest Gump” is toxic, and Ernesto recently started dating a comediann. The guys talk about dating and hooking up with comics. Ernesto growing up in the hood. Ernesto is from South Gate but everyone thinks he’s from Riverside. Alex and Ernesto talk about how they met. If a comic asks if you “want to write some time” it means he wants to fuck. Kenan’s mangina once got a 2 minute standing ovation. How old we were when we lost our virginities, Alex was scarred from going down on a girl after his first time doing it when he was 13. Lexapro sucks. Ernesto talks more about his recent girlfriend, and how they met in the comedy scene. Alex is dumbfounded that Ernesto practiced celibacy for a while by choice. The art of fingering, fisting, and fapping. We touch base on an already talked about subject and one of Alex’s favorites topics: Masturbating before sex. If Kenan was in a porno, it would be called “Lake Flaccid.” Top 3 open mics. The kids talk about a possible Grown Kids Comedy Show... Enjoy the episode.

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Kenan and Josh eat shrooms. Kenan throws up. Josh is jealous that Lucy loves Alex so much. Alex shares some of his stories while in different parts of Mexico. Alex also talks about his friend who has a drinking problem, and how his friend got the nickname “Timmy Tilt.” Kenan has a “Patrick Star” tattoo on his leg. People that can and can’t handle drugs and alcohol. The effects of drinking and drug abuse as you get older. Kenan talks about his new job, and how he once hooked up with a girl that was 6’2” from work. The guys dive deeper into work hook-up experiences. Alex fails a drug test at 17 for his first job: Ralph’s. The movie “Grandmas Boy.” We talk about guys that lie to get laid, guys that are straight forward, and why it’s bad to waste a woman’s time when it comes to dating. Be careful for psycho women. Favorite Ben Stiller movies. Alex can jack off without porn, and Kenan needs dick in his porn. Feet and toes. Weed almost killed Alex. Josh and Kenan talk about Rick and Morty. The oldest woman we’ve ever slept with. Masturbating before going on a date, and before having sex. Alex published a book in 2018. The guys share some shroom stories. This episode is almost 3 hours long. If you listen past an hour and a half, that’s on you.

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The guys talk about French Fries, having enough confidence to call your dick “pee-pee,” and how women aren’t grossed out by each other the way men are. Kenan talks about getting a finger in his butt by a girl with long fingernails, and whether he liked it or not. Kenan also talks about his first headlining gig. Do you use a bidet? Is karma a real thing? Ponzi schemes, bro code, vaginas, open mics, creepy comics, why it’s not easy making friends in comedy when you first start, and why complaining about lack of diversity at open mics is stupid. You know what else is stupid? Zoos. Alex loves Madonna. Kenan thinks Gwen Stefani likes Asian girls. The guys gives several “top 3” lists including: childhood celebrity crushes, Disney characters they’d bang, video game characters they’d bang, and most overrated cartoon characters. We also touch base on why ESPN is trying to be too woke, and “Family Guy” censoring certain jokes from their future episodes. Josh also talks about how he doesn’t like “Scarface,” and that doesn’t sit well with Alex.

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This week on the Grown Kids podcast.

Kenan and Alex meet Metta World Peace at a comedy/music show. The kids indulge in some basketball talk, and stupid fans that trash talk athletes. Is it weird to have a threesome with sisters? Alex almost fires Josh, masturbating before sex, halal vs haram, Beyoncé vs Rihanna, Aaliyah’s impact on music, the greatness of Jay-Z and Freddie Mercury. Doing standup during the pandemic in Downey and Koreatown. The Latasha Harlins story. How Alex says hi to his friends and fellow comics. Dead baby jokes, getting pegged, when you think your racist uncle has finally come around, marriage is a business, queefing, compliments from gay guys are the best, homophobia, and how the straight white man isn’t the most racist or homophobic person. We’re going to hell where we will still get cancelled. And last but not least, we introduce out podcast mascot: Lucy.

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