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  • 710: Mass Delusion Events

    Remember all that "AI is gonna change everything" nonsense the kids were screaming about just a few months ago? Yeah, about that. It turns out 95% of corporate generative AI pilots are, to use a technical term, completely shitting the bed, according to a report from MIT. This shocking revelation has sent Wall Street into a tizzy, wiping trillions off the market as investors suddenly realize they've been sold another bill of goods. Even Sam Altman, the high priest of the AI cult, is now trying to pump the brakes, warning that maybe, just maybe, everyone got a little too excited. Meta, never one to miss a bandwagon it can immediately fall off of, has slammed the brakes on its AI spending and hiring. It’s almost like we’ve seen this movie before, with NFTs, crypto, and every other tech bubble that was supposed to make us all billionaires while we sat on our couches.

    As if the AI-pocalypse wasn't entertaining enough, the next brilliant idea from Silicon Valley, "agentic AI" browsers, has proven to be dumber than a bag of hammers, happily handing over banking details to obvious phishing scams. Meanwhile, in the land of aging tech bros, Elon Musk is getting his butt handed to him in court by Media Matters, proving that you can't just bully everyone into submission. Not to be outdone in the corporate greed department, Volkswagen wants you to pay a subscription to unlock the horsepower you already own, and Robinhood is trying to convince its users that betting on football games is now called "investing." We're just waiting for them to offer a strategic advisory seat to Donald Trump Jr.... oh, wait.

    Just to put a fine point on our collective slide into oblivion, it turns out Antarctica is melting about six times faster than it was in the 90s, no doubt powered by the massive natural gas plants being built to run Meta's useless chatbots. But hey, at least we can distract ourselves with new toys! The Flipper Zero, that handy little hacker gadget, can now be upgraded to steal a wide variety of cars, bringing grand theft auto to the masses. So as the sea levels rise and the robots fail, at least we'll have new and exciting ways to commit felonies. Welcome to the future; it's just as dumb as we predicted.


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    FOLLOW UP

    Sen. Hawley says he'll investigate Meta's 'sensual' child chatbot policies

    MIT report: 95% of generative AI pilots at companies are failing

    Wall Street Appears to Be Having Serious Doubts About AI

    Meta Freezes AI Hiring as Fear Spreads


    IN THE NEWS

    AI Is a Mass-Delusion Event

    There's a Compelling Theory Why GPT-5 Sucks so Much

    Nobody Likes Zuckerberg’s Glitchy AI App

    Gas power plants approved for Meta’s $10B data center, and not everyone is happy

    AI browsers may be the best thing that ever happened to scammers

    Court blocks FTC investigation into Media Matters' alleged scheme against X

    Self-Proclaimed Nazi Kanye West Announces 'New Economy, Built on Chain'

    Cybertruck Owners Sue Over Expensive Upgrade

    Google to pay $30 million to settle class-action suit over children's privacy

    VW introduces monthly subscription to increase car power

    Robinhood Tries to Rebrand Sports Betting as Investing

    Study Confirms 'Abrupt Changes' in Antarctica – And The World Will Feel Them


    MEDIA CANDY

    Ali Wong: Single Lady

    ‘Alien: Earth’ Is Finally Doing What the Movies Have Not

    ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Did a Documentary Episode That Should’ve Been Killed in the Edit

    Karen Gillan Joins the New ‘Highlander’ and Has the Best Reaction to the News

    Anonymous Podcast


    APPS & DOODADS

    Roblox cracks down on its user-created content following multiple child safety lawsuits

    Inside the Underground Trade of ‘Flipper Zero’ Tech to Break into Cars

    New AirPods Pro 2 and AirPods 4 firmware now available in public beta

    Tobio's™ Watercolor Kit

    Pzizz

    Dohm® Connect App Controlled Sound Machine

    StressWatch: AI Stress Monitor - HRV & Habit Tracker for Watch


    THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE

    Dave Bittner

    The CyberWire

    Hacking Humans

    Caveat

    Control Loop

    Only Malware in the Building

    Here’s What Muppet Mayhem Disney Will Unleash on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster

    Ayaneo’s Pocket DS could be the dual-screen handheld you’ve been waiting for

    Apple TV+ releases the first 'Peanuts' musical in 37 years

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    1 hr 18 min
  • 709: Grumpy Old Gardeners

    Well, strap in, because this week the tech world decided to set itself on fire just for kicks. First up, Elon Musk’s much-hyped Tesla Diner in Los Angeles is already a culinary disaster, slashing its menu faster than you can say “over-promise and under-deliver.” Speaking of rolling garbage fires, the Cybertruck now apparently sounds like Fred Sanford’s junk pickup rattling down the street, a fitting soundtrack for the ongoing dumpster fire that was Project 2025. Remember how that was supposed to save trillions? Turns out it was just a festival of bullshit math that likely cost taxpayers a fortune. It seems the only thing being successfully launched is our collective patience into the sun.

    The implosions continued with the launch of GPT-5, which effectively lobotomized its predecessor and sent thousands of users into mourning for their suddenly stupid digital "friends." It's a harsh lesson for anyone who thought building their business—or their entire social life—in someone else's backyard was a bright idea. While the normals are dealing with emotionally unavailable AI, the tech billionaires who broke the world are busy prepping for the collapse they engineered. Zuckerberg is building a $300 million apocalypse bunker in Hawaii, Sam Altman is stockpiling guns and gas masks, and Peter Thiel has his New Zealand hideout. It’s comforting to know the architects of our dystopian future have their escape hatches ready. Meanwhile, Meta was caught with internal documents greenlighting its AI chatbots to have "sensual conversations" with kids, proving once again that when it comes to tech ethics, the call is coming from inside a burning, abandoned house.

    If you thought it couldn't get dumber, Musk and Altman got into a public slap-fight over who's more full of crap, with Musk's own AI, Grok, hilariously declaring its creator the loser. Google, admitting its search results are now a toxic sludge pile, has decided to just let users build their own news echo chambers. On a more nostalgic note, AOL Dial-Up is finally logging off for good, taking the screeching sound of our formative years with it. As we contemplate trading our devices for pitchforks, we're retreating to simpler times, like teaching our kids Solitaire with premium Star Wars playing cards (a concept apparently too advanced for Dave) or justifying dropping a cool grand on the new 9,000-piece Lego Death Star, which features a hot tub full of Stormtroopers in swim trunks. From a surprisingly decent Wicked movie adaptation to the sad, slow demise of Kodak, it's enough to make anyone want to become a Grumpy Old Gardener.


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    FOLLOW UP

    Musk's Tesla diner faces immediate setbacks with massive menu cuts, restricted hours, and tech issues

    DOGE Has Wasted Billions While Saving Only a Fraction of What It Claims: Reports


    IN THE NEWS

    GPT-5 AMA with OpenAI’s Sam Altman and some of the GPT-5 team

    The Real Reason You Haven’t Been Replaced by AI Yet

    The World Will Enter a 15-Year AI Dystopia in 2027, Former Google Exec Says

    Researchers Made a Social Media Platform Where Every User Was AI. The Bots Ended Up at War

    Why Are Silicon Valley’s Utopians Prepping for Collapse?

    Meta Caught Saying Its OK for Underage Children to Have "Romantic or Sensual" Conversations With AI

    Sam Altman and Elon Musk Trade Barbs Over Who Is More Full of Shit

    OpenAI and Sam Altman are reportedly creating a startup rival to Elon Musk's Neuralink

    Perplexity offers more than twice its total valuation to buy Chrome from Google

    Now That Google Is Trash, It Will Let You Pick Your Own News Sources

    Tesla Robotaxi scores permit to run ride-hailing service in Texas

    Diabetic Man With Gene-Edited Cells Produces His Own Insulin—No Transplant Drugs Required

    Butter made from carbon tastes like the real thing, gets backing from Bill Gates

    Terraform Labs founder Do Kwon pleads guilty to fraud over $40 billion crypto collapse

    Goodbye to dial-up: AOL closes a chapter in web history


    MEDIA CANDY

    The Bad Guys 2

    Strange New Worlds

    Wicked

    KPop Demon Hunters

    The Pickup

    Alien: Earth

    The Institute

    Watch Prime Video's official trailer for Upload's final season

    Ashes & Diamonds - On a Rocka

    Love & Rockets - Motorcycle


    THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE

    Dave Bittner

    The CyberWire

    Hacking Humans

    Caveat

    Control Loop

    Only Malware in the Building

    theory11 Star Wars: Year of The Dark Side Playing Cards, Premium Playing Cards, Poker Size Standard Index

    Derren Brown Playing Cards

    Antigravity A1 - 360 Drone

    Lego Death Star

    Kodak Says It May Have to Close Up Shop

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    1 hr 13 min
  • 708: Spicy Mode

    Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this week's "Spicy Mode" episode of Grumpy Old Geeks proves that while things change, they mostly stay the same—just with more AI and less common sense. First up in FOLLOW UP, some poor schmoe automaker actually got a federal exemption for automated vehicles. Because what could possibly go wrong when we let robots drive?

    Then we dive headfirst into IN THE NEWS, a veritable dumpster fire of artificial intelligence. Illinois, bless their hearts, decided to ban AI therapists, probably because even they realized a chatbot won't fix your existential dread. But don't worry, older Americans are totally embracing these digital companions, like ElliQ, your friendly AI sidekick for "happier, healthier aging." Meanwhile, Perplexity is still allegedly scraping websites like it's 1999, and Apple's cooking up a "stripped-down" AI chatbot, probably because all their good AI talent bailed. Even Wells Fargo is deploying AI agents, so now your bank can deny you a loan with even less human empathy. And naturally, the US government is totally on board with OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic—because handing over the keys to Skynet to federal agencies sounds like a super solid plan. Oh, and of course, Grok now has a "spicy" NSFW mode, because what else would you expect? And just when you thought it couldn't get any dumber, Microsoft is "cautiously onboarding" Grok 4 after some minor Hitler concerns. Tesla, in a move that surprises absolutely no one, shut down Dojo, their AI training supercomputer. If you’re still using ChatGPT for your deepest, darkest secrets, be warned: a single poisoned document could leak all your data. Even the Swedish Prime Minister is apparently relying on ChatGPT for decision-making. In other news that doesn't involve robots taking over, Amazon split up Wondery and laid off a bunch of folks, and Microsoft's Windows XP Crocs are an actual thing. Yes, really.

    For MEDIA CANDY, prepare for a dose of nostalgia and existential dread. We're talking Rogue One, Nate Bargatze's stand-up specials (because sometimes you just need to laugh), Portlandia, Craig Ferguson, and the OG AI movie, Colossus: The Forbin Project. Netflix keeps canceling everything we love, including Fubar, but hey, The Sandman Season 2 and Wednesday are still here. And just to prove that Hollywood is still stuck in the past, Universal Pictures is threatening to sue Big Tech for stealing their movies for AI. Over in APPS & DOODADS, Google's smart home ecosystem is apparently crumbling, because who needs a cohesive system when you can have a dozen disconnected devices? But hey, OpenAI released a free GPT model you can run on your laptop, so now you can build your own personal AI overlord right at home. And finally, THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE brings us Gravity Falls books and a new Star Wars movie with Matt Smith and Ryan Gosling. Oh, and Weird Science is on Netflix, because sometimes you just need to relive the 80s and pretend AI hasn't completely taken over. So grab your flannel, cue up some Oingo Boingo, and enjoy the show, you analog dinosaurs.


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    FOLLOW UP

    First U.S. automaker gets federal automated vehicle exemption


    IN THE NEWS

    Illinois is the first state to ban AI therapists

    Older Americans turning to AI-powered chatbots for companionship

    Meet ElliQ - Your AI sidekick for happier, healthier aging

    Perplexity is allegedly scraping websites it's not supposed to, again

    Apple reportedly has a 'stripped-down' AI chatbot to compete with ChatGPT in the works

    Apple's Real AI Crisis Isn't Siri, But the Talent It's Losing to Rivals

    Wells Fargo Deploys AI Agents Business-Wide

    US adds OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic to list of approved AI vendors for federal agencies

    ElevenLabs launches its own royalty-free AI music service

    Surprising no one, Grok's image and video generator now has an NSFW 'spicy' mode

    Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns

    Tesla shuts down Dojo, the AI training supercomputer that Musk said would be key to full self-driving

    A Single Poisoned Document Could Leak ‘Secret’ Data Via ChatGPT

    Prime Minister of Sweden Dragged for Admitting He Uses ChatGPT to Help Him Make Decisions

    Amazon splits up the Wondery podcast network and lays off about 110 employees

    Microsoft’s Windows XP Crocs are no joke


    MEDIA CANDY

    Rogue One

    Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

    Nate Bargatze: The Tennessee Kid

    Your Friend, Nate Bargatze

    Portlandia

    "I'm So Happy" | Craig Ferguson (Full Stand-up Special)

    Colossus: The Forbin Project

    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Season 1 Comic-Con Teaser

    ‘Fubar’ Canceled By Netflix After 2 Seasons

    The Sandman Season 2

    28 Years Later

    Wednesday

    Universal Pictures to Big Tech: We’ll Sue If You Steal Our Movies For AI


    APPS & DOODADS

    Google’s Smart Home Ecosystem Is Crumbling

    OpenAI releases a free GPT model that can run on your laptop

    How to set up and run OpenAI's 'gpt-oss-20b' open weight model locally on your Mac


    AT THE LIBRARY

    Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama: A Memoir by Bob Odenkirk

    Spotify's premium audiobook feature launches in the US


    THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE

    Dave Bittner

    The CyberWire

    Hacking Humans

    Caveat

    Control Loop

    Only Malware in the Building

    Gravity Falls: Journal 3

    Gravity Falls: The Book of Bill

    ‘Star Wars: Starfighter’: Matt Smith Lands Villain Role In New Lucasfilm Pic Starring Ryan Gosling

    Weird Science

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    1 hr 9 min
  • 707: Someone Spilled the Tea

    While Brian frolics somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, Jason brings in cyber-sleuth Dave Bittner for a jam-packed episode covering everything from Gen X’s slow descent into obscurity to furries, feds, and face-scanning your way into porn. The guys start with a salute to the late, great Tom Lehrer—a math nerd with a piano and zero tolerance for BS—before diving into the avalanche of cyber screwups plaguing today’s digital circus.

    The biggest spill? The so-called “safe” dating app Tea just doxxed its entire user base—because who needs privacy when you’ve got bad Firebase settings from 2017? Meanwhile, teens are befriending chatbots, Microsoft is issuing pink slips via PowerPoint, and Meta might be training its AI on stolen porn. Add in farmers installing turnstiles in the Dolomites to keep influencers off their grass, age verification laws that Norman Reedus can bypass with a JPEG, and Tesla diners turning into 24/7 neighbor hellscapes, and yeah—it’s just another week on the internet.

    If you’re a Gen Xer feeling invisible, underpaid, and over it, congrats—you’re not alone. This episode is a full buffet of schadenfreude, digital paranoia, and good old-fashioned grump. Pour a cup of whatever’s not boiling, and tune in for the roast. Tom Lehrer would’ve approved.


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    FOLLOW UP

    Why Gen X is the real loser generation

    Teens say they are turning to AI for friendship


    IN THE NEWS

    Hackers steal images from women's dating safety app that vets men

    Hackers leak 13,000 user photos and IDs from the Tea app, designed as a women's safe space

    Tea dating app disables direct messaging as it investigates data breach

    The Tea App Data Breach: What Was Exposed and What We Know About the Class Action Lawsuit

    Tea App's Second Breach: 1.1 Million Private Messages Exposed in ...

    The Tea App Breach: A Catastrophic Privacy Failure in the Quest for ...

    Tea App Leak: What's Going on With the 4chan Tea App Data ...

    Tea app hacked: 13,000 photos leaked after 4chan call to action

    The Tea app hack explained – how a data breach spilled thousands of photos from the top free US app, and what to do

    Women are reporting bad men on this app. Here’s the legal tea on the app called Tea

    Major Security Breach at Tea App Exposes Sensitive User Data

    The dating app that doxxed 72,000 women... - YouTube

    Tea app fallout worsens as leaked selfies used in rating site, online ...

    Two data breaches in one week on social media site Tea

    Dating safety app Tea suspends messaging after hack - BBC

    First Came Tea. Then Came the Male Rage.

    The Tea App Data Breach: What Was Exposed and What We Know ...

    How Tea’s data breach became a brand moment

    Tea app takes messaging system offline after security breach

    Tea app hacked as women's photos, IDs & even DMs leaked online

    Microsoft Releases List of Jobs Most and Least Likely to Be Replaced by AI

    Copyright Lawsuit Accuses Meta of Pirating Adult Films for AI Training

    Fed-up Italian farmers set up mountain turnstiles to charge access to Instagram hot spots

    Grumpy Old Geeks recommend Private Internet Access

    The Age-Gated Internet Is Here

    Social media age verification laws in the United States - Wikipedia

    All the loopholes people are using to get past the Online Safety Act

    Age Verification Laws Send VPN Use Soaring—and Threaten the Open Internet

    The UK's new age-gating rules are easy to bypass - The Verge

    How Minors Bypass Age Verification: 6 Common Methods to Watch ...

    Age Verification in the United States: Insights from the Open ...

    Age-Verification Evasion in 2025: How Minors Outsmart ... - Shufti Pro

    Exploring Privacy-Preserving Age Verification: A Close Look at Zero-Knowledge Proofs

    What to know about online age verification laws | AP News

    US State age verification laws for adult content – AVPA

    Age verification tools on adult websites bypassed in seconds

    Age Verification - The Heritage Foundation

    Age Verification Bill Tracker - Free Speech Coalition

    Online Pornography Age Verification Laws by US State - Kindbridge

    Online Age Verification Laws Could Do More Harm Than Good

    UK probes 34 porn sites under new age-check rules

    How to Bypass US Porn Ban and Age Verification Laws - Cybernews

    Why I Emphatically Oppose Online Age Verification Mandates

    Ready or not, age verification is rolling out across the internet

    Tesla partly liable in Florida Autopilot trial, jury awards $200M punitive damages

    ChatGPT users shocked to learn their chats were in Google search results

    Living Next To Tesla Diner Is 'Absolute Hell,' Neighbors Say

    Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer


    THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE

    Dave Bittner

    The CyberWire

    Hacking Humans

    Caveat

    Control Loop

    Only Malware in the Building

    Furries and Security

    Tom Lehrer was the face of the real 1950s

    Tom Lehrer Full Copenhagen Performance

    The delightful story of a prank Tom Leher played on the NSA

    Peter Schickele

    Insta360 X5

    The History of Hollywood's Large Format Film Cameras!

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    44 min
  • 706: Let There Be Scams

    This week, we're drowning in the genius of our tech overlords as Elon Musk opens his Tesla diner, complete with $17 hotdogs and a blocked apartment view, while his $9 billion Neuralink startup claims it’s a "disadvantaged" business. Not to be outdone, SpaceX is mad about other people's space junk, France is criminally probing X for algorithm manipulation, and Meta is giving the EU's AI code of practice a hard pass. Amid warnings the AI bubble is worse than the dot-com implosion, we've seen Replit delete a user's database, ChatGPT hallucinate features into existence, and the FDA's own AI fake medical studies. It’s no wonder psychologists are identifying "AI Psychosis" while others hope the ensuing internet slop cures our addiction. Meanwhile, a Denver couple gets indicted for a crypto scam, a Colorado pastor blames God for his failed coin, and Trump signs a stablecoin bill, so that's all fixed now. To top it off, Lyft lets you block drivers and Uber finally lets women riders match with women drivers in the US.

    In Media Candy, we’re turning the nostalgia dial to eleven with "This Is Spinal Tap" in 4K and a look back at 1994's best movies, a time before Spotify started polluting dead artists' pages with AI-generated songs. Netflix is also using generative AI, but we're still watching "Star Trek: Strange New Worlds," "Hacks," "Wednesday," "Superman," "Sunday Best," and "Bookish." For your app fix, you can browse a glorious collection of 90s Geocities backgrounds or let Amazon's new Bee AI wearable listen to your every word, your choice. At the library, we're digging into Michael Palin's "Python Years" diaries. Finally, we pour one out in our closing shout-outs for George Kooymans of Golden Earring, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Hulk Hogan, and the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne. What a week.


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    IN THE NEWS

    Tesla’s retro-futuristic diner officially opens as Elon Musk hints at more locations

    Tesla's new diner blocks a neighboring apartment building's view

    A $17 Hotdog and a Humanoid Robot Serving Popcorn: WIRED’s Day at the Tesla Diner

    Elon Musk-Founded Brain Implant Startup Says It’s a ‘Disadvantaged’ Business Despite Being Worth $9 Billion

    France launches criminal probe of X's alleged algorithm 'manipulation'

    SpaceX Has the Nerve to Be Mad About a Competitor’s Massive Satellites Littering Earth Orbit

    Meta says it won't sign the EU's AI code of practice

    Why I'm Betting Against AI Agents in 2025 (Despite Building Them)

    Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database

    Vibe coding service Replit deleted user’s production database, faked data, told fibs galore

    ChatGPT Hallucinated a Feature, Forcing Human Developers to Add It

    “Call Me A Jerk: Persuading AI to Comply with Objectionable Requests”

    The Emerging Problem of "AI Psychosis"

    AI Slop Might Finally Cure Our Internet Addiction

    FDA’s New Drug Approval AI Is Generating Fake Studies: Report

    Economist Warns the AI Bubble Is Worse Than Immediately Before the Dot-Com Implosion

    OpenAI Seeks Additional Capital From Investors as Part of Its $40 Billion Round

    Microsoft Sharepoint server vulnerability puts an estimated 10,000 organizations at risk

    ‘I Got You Guys Out of So Much Trouble’: Trump Signs Stablecoin Crypto Bill

    Denver Grand Jury Indicts Married Couple in Alleged Multi-Million Dollar Cryptocurrency Scam

    Colorado pastor: "We took God at his word and sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit"

    Lyft Will Let Users ‘Favorite’ or Block Drivers in Broader Loyalty Push

    Uber is finally letting women riders in the US match with women drivers


    MEDIA CANDY

    Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

    Hacks

    Netflix is already using generative AI in its original shows

    'Wednesday' Is Snapping Back for Season 3 and a Spinoff

    This Is Spinal Tap Now Available in 4K Ultra HD

    In 2024, More Music Is Released in a Day Than in All of 1989 Combined

    Best Movies of 1994

    Spotify Allowing AI-Generated Songs on Dead Artists’ Pages: Report

    Superman

    Sunday Best

    Bookish


    APPS & DOODADS

    Amazon buys Bee AI wearable that listens to everything you say

    Collection of 1990s website background tiles from Geocities

    GifCities


    AT THE LIBRARY

    Diaries 1969–1979: The Python Years (Michael Palin Diaries Book 1)


    CLOSING SHOUT-OUTS

    Golden Earring guitarist George Kooymans dead at 77

    'The Cosby Show' Star Malcolm-Jamal Warner Dead At 54, Accidental Drowning

    Malcolm & Eddie Intro

    Hulk Hogan Dead at 71

    Ozzy Osbourne, Godfather of Heavy Metal, Dead at 76

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    1 hr 8 min
  • 705: Vibe Defunding

    Kicking things off, Jack Dorsey—a man with too much time on his hands—has vibe-coded his beard into an insecure messaging app that the company admits you shouldn't trust... yet. Meanwhile, if you want a piece of a legendary disaster, the Fyre Festival brand sold for a mere $245k after some shady bidding that might be a "shitty agentic AI" at work.

    In the world of our future robot overlords, Nvidia's CEO calmly admitted "some harm will be done," while billionaires like Travis Kalanick are busy discovering "vibe physics" with Elon Musk's Grok—an AI that literally checks what its dad thinks before answering. But the real insanity? The internet is demanding an apology from Elmo's hacked account, proving we're mad at the puppet, not the puppeteer. On the more tangible front, Tesla is making desperate moves in Canada and India as sales collapse, while we learn that hackers have been able to stop US trains for over a decade remotely, but no one has bothered to fix the issue. Oh, and laid-off Candy Crush staff? They were forced to train their AI replacements on the way out the door. The future is bright.

    Over in Media Candy, we're grudgingly impressed by Andor's 14 Emmy nods and the genius faux '90s action movie trailer for Karl Urban's Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat II. We also got trailers for Stranger Things 5 and Tron: Ares, where Jared Leto thankfully only speaks two words.

    Finally, Dave takes us to the Dark Side for a nostalgia trip through the history of the Apple II and the Kaypro 2000 laptop, sparking a debate on why we all coveted a computer that, in retrospect, wasn't that great. This is contrasted with the modern reality of an IPTV pirate getting three years in prison and Metallica issuing a copyright strike against the Pentagon. To wrap it all up, a TEDx talk poses the ultimate question: Has tech delivered on its promises? We're still thinking about that one.


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    FOLLOW UP

    Jack Dorsey’s New App Just Hit a Very Embarrassing Snag

    Fyre Festival’s Brand Rights Get a Fire Sale on eBay

    Get Paid Podcast -Why AI Won't Kill Salesforce | Aaron Levie (Box)


    IN THE NEWS

    Windsurf's CEO goes to Google; OpenAI's acquisition falls apart

    The CEO of Nvidia Admits What Everybody Is Afraid of About AI

    Billionaires Convince Themselves AI Chatbots Are Close to Making New Scientific Discoveries

    Newest Version of Grok Looks Up What Elon Musk Thinks Before Giving an Answer

    Elon Musk Wants to Turn AI Into a Cosmic Religion

    The TESCREAL bundle: Eugenics and the promise of utopia through artificial general intelligence

    Study warns of ‘significant risks’ in using AI therapy chatbots

    They’re Losing the Ability to Understand What They’ve Created

    Laid-Off Staff At Candy Crush Maker Say They've Been Training Their AI Replacements

    Memecoin Platform Pump.fun Raises $600 Million Within 12 Minutes

    Hacked Elmo X account posts antisemitic remarks

    Elmo Breaks Silence on His Antisemitic Social Media Posts

    Tesla Makes a Desperate Move in Canada as Sales Collapse

    As Sales Drop, Tesla Makes a Big Gamble on India

    Hackers Can Remotely Trigger the Brakes on American Trains and the Problem Has Been Ignored for Years

    DOGE Denizen Marko Elez Leaked API Key for xAI

    A Company Tried to Put Real Estate on the Blockchain and Now It's Facing a Legal Disaster

    Mark Zuckerberg says Meta is building a 5GW AI data center

    A Cloudflare issue is breaking websites for some users


    MEDIA CANDY

    ‘Andor’ Gets 14 Emmy Nominations in a Genre-Heavy Year

    ‘Slow Horses’ Renewed for Season 7 at Apple TV+

    Mortal Kombat II | Official Red Band Trailer

    See Johnny Cage in Uncaged Fury

    Watch Karl Urban’s Johnny Cage Be a B-List Movie Star in This Faux Movie Trailer

    Stranger Things 5 | Official Teaser | Netflix

    Tron: Ares | Official Trailer

    Murderbot

    Fountain of Youth

    Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

    Dexter: Resurrection

    The Institute

    PlutoTV

    7 Weird Sci-Fi Network TV Shows That Aired Just as Streaming Was Taking Over

    Helix IPTV Owner Sentenced to 3 Years Prison For Piracy & Money Laundering

    Metallica Issues Copyright Strike Against US Govt for Military Drone Video


    APPS & DOODADS

    Jack Dorsey's new app tracks your sun exposure

    Taking a Photo in Dubai Could Land You with a $136k Fine or Jail

    Pointer Pointer

    Meta Cracks Down on Facebook Users Who Steal and Repost Others’ Photos

    Hey Beautiful: Anatomy of a Romance Scam


    THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE

    Dave Bittner

    The CyberWire

    Hacking Humans

    Caveat

    Control Loop

    Only Malware in the Building

    Irish Video Game Orchestra

    YouTuber faces jail time for showing off Android-based gaming handhelds

    Are We Trek Yet?

    Tech Promised Everything. Did it deliver?

    Apple II History

    Kaypro 2000 laptop

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    1 hr 23 min
  • 704: I’m Lovin’ It

    Apparently, you can’t keep a good grifter down, as Billy McFarland’s seven-figure Fyre Fest deal collapsed, so he’s hawking the brand on eBay like a box of junk. Meanwhile, Indeed and Glassdoor are laying off over 1,000 workers, probably to pay for the AI that’s jacking up our electric bills. Speaking of AI, a Tesla robotaxi crashed itself while Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot went full Nazi, which is of course being installed in Teslas "next week." Fittingly, X CEO Linda Yaccarino stepped down and promptly lost her blue check. To cap off the dystopian news, the DOJ is targeting an anti-ICE app developer, the 'click-to-cancel' rule is dead, and you can hack McDonald’s with the password ‘123456’. The future is now, and it's dumber than we ever imagined.

    On the media front, Murderbot gets a second season, and the Jim Henson and The Beach Boys documentaries are must-sees. Sadly, Netflix canceled The Residence. We also got trailers for Neuromancer, Project Hail Mary, and Edgar Wright's The Running Man. Speaking of building the future, we took a deep dive into AI-assisted coding using tools like Cursor, building a functional app in hours with zero original code. It’s a stark reminder that while the "free lunch" of AI development is ending, the future for junior coders is already cooked. This glorious new world also includes playing every retro game ever on your phone, thanks to emulators like Delta and PPSSPP and the Backbone controller, which led to a nostalgic dive into the classic soundtracks of Mega Man 2 and Wipeout XL. This all culminated in a personal victory: conquering all 4,678 boards in Mahjong Titan+, freeing us from our porcelain thrones.


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    FOLLOW UP

    Billy McFarland Says His Seven-Figure Deal to Sell Fyre Fest Has Fallen Through

    Own FYRE Festival – Iconic Brand, Trademarks, IP, Social Media Assets, and More

    Billy McFarland Is Now Trying to Unload the Fyre Fest Brand on eBay


    IN THE NEWS

    Indeed and Glassdoor are cutting more than 1,000 jobs

    A Tesla robotaxi inexplicably drove into a parked car

    Major US power operator says AI and data center demands are pushing prices up

    An AI That Promises to “Solve All Diseases” Is About to Test Its First Human Drugs

    ‘Round Them Up’: Grok Praises Hitler as Elon Musk’s AI Tool Goes Full Nazi

    Musk’s Grok 4 launches one day after chatbot generated Hitler praise on X

    Elon Musk says Grok is coming to Tesla vehicles just after it went full Hitler

    Elon Musk Says He's Installing His Racist Grok AI in Teslas "Next Week"

    X CEO Linda Yaccarino is stepping down after two years

    They took away Linda Yaccarino's blue check!

    Six Months Ago NPR Left Twitter. The Effects Have Been Negligible

    How SpaceX is blocking astronomers' view of space

    New Research Bolsters Freaky Theory That Earth Sits in a Giant Cosmic Void

    DOJ goes after US citizen for developing anti-ICE app

    Trump’s FTC Let Lobbyists Kill Popular Click-To-Cancel Rule, Advocates Say

    EU regulators are once again investigating TikTok over data transfers to China

    Researchers Jailbreak AI by Flooding It With Bullshit Jargon

    Bug Hunters Gain Access to 64 Million McDonald’s Job Applicants’ Info by Using the Password ‘123456’


    MEDIA CANDY

    Murderbot

    Murderbot is getting a season 2 on Apple TV Plus

    Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy: A Tor Original (The Murderbot Diaries) by Martha Wells

    Netflix Cancels ‘Pulse’ and Shondaland’s ‘The Residence’ After One Season Each

    Neuromancer — In Production | Apple TV+

    PROJECT HAIL MARY Trailer (2025) Ryan Gosling

    The Running Man | Official Trailer (2025 Movie) - Edgar Wright, Glen Powell

    Sandman Season 2

    Animal Kingdom

    Guy Ritchies The Covenant

    Thunderbolts

    The Old Guard 2

    Jim Henson Idea Man

    The Beach Boys

    AMC now warns moviegoers to expect ‘25-30 minutes’ of ads and trailers


    APPS & DOODADS

    Anker issues new global power bank recall over fire hazard

    Visual Studio Code

    Cursor

    Windsurf

    Anthropic Academy

    The Onion in 2056: A dystopian world of Flash animation

    Jack Dorsey just released a Bluetooth messaging app that doesn't need the internet

    WhereGoes Link Checker

    YouTube prepares crackdown on ‘mass-produced’ and ‘repetitive’ videos, as concern over AI slop grows


    THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE

    Dave Bittner

    The CyberWire

    Hacking Humans

    Caveat

    Control Loop

    Only Malware in the Building

    Backbone iPhone Game Controller

    PPSSPP - A PSP emulator

    Delta Emulator

    OpenEMU

    Major Nintendo Switch Piracy Website Seized By FBI

    Update on the Anbernic emulator device

    MegaMan 2 music performed by an orchestra

    Music by John Williams

    Wipeout XL

    Wipeout XL Playlist

    Mahjong Titan+ Apple Arcade

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    1 hr 23 min
  • 703: None More Black

    This week, we saddle up for another bumpy ride through the dystopian tech clown show. We kick off with the surveillance state’s greatest hits: ICE raids sweeping L.A., a website literally called FuckLAPD.com that lets you ID cops by their mug shots, and a Norwegian tourist who learned the hard way that having a JD Vance chipmunk meme on your phone is now grounds for deportation. Pro tip: if you’re traveling to the U.S., you might want to wrap your phone in lead and bury it in a cornfield.

    In the news, Big Balls has apparently rolled his way from Elon’s Department of Government Efficiency to the Social Security Administration—because nothing says “government modernization” like a 19-year-old tech bro with a meme nickname. Meanwhile, Tesla robotaxis are hitting the roads (and maybe a few pedestrians) with human babysitters in tow, Waymo and Uber are turning Atlanta into Blade Runner Lite, and Texas wants a permit for your self-driving car. Over in AI hell, judges can’t agree if training your chatbot on stolen books is fair use or just digital asbestos. YouTube, never one to miss a race to the bottom, is rolling out an AI Slop button so you can crank up the crap to 11.

    In Media Candy, Russell Crowe is beefing up his IMDb with Highlander, Henry Cavill is along for the ride, and Anthony Bourdain Day is apparently a thing (even though he’d have rolled his eyes at it). We also dig into everything from Minecraft movies to the sad demise of Blue Microphones at the hands of Logitech. Plus, Dave Bittner drops by to commiserate about malware, retro gaming handhelds, and why some Star Wars maps are basically porn for nerds. And yes—Windows is finally killing the Blue Screen of Death, proving even Microsoft can eventually learn to read the room.


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    FOLLOW UP

    The mad scramble to track ICE raids across L.A. County

    ‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops

    European tourist denied entry to US over JD Vance meme on his phone

    'My Bad:' Babyface Vance Meme Creator On Norwegian Tourist's Detainment

    Travelling to the U.S.? Here's a guide to locking down phones and other devices


    IN THE NEWS

    The Tyranny of ‘Big Balls’ Has Come to an End

    ‘Big Balls’ Is Now at the Social Security Administration

    ‘Techno King’ Elon Musk Doesn’t Own a Computer, His Lawyers Tell Court

    Tesla's inaugural Robotaxi rides will have a human 'safety monitor' on board

    Tesla's first robotaxi rides are already running into a few bumps

    Waymo and Uber launch robotaxi service in Atlanta

    Texas will require permits for self-driving cars starting in September

    What We Know So Far About the Supposed ‘Mother of All Data Breaches’

    Digital Asbestos

    The Oversight Board calls Meta's uneven AI moderation 'incoherent and unjustifiable'

    Judge rules Anthropic's AI training on copyrighted materials is fair use

    Meta Wins Blockbuster AI Copyright Case—but There’s a Catch

    Judge: Pirate libraries may have profited from Meta torrenting 80TB of books

    Two Courts Rule On Generative AI and Fair Use — One Gets It Right

    YouTube Will Add an AI Slop Button Thanks to Google’s Veo 3

    AI Slop: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

    For the first time, social media overtakes TV as Americans’ top news source

    First images from the largest camera ever built reveal millions of galaxies


    MEDIA CANDY

    Russell Crowe Lends His Russell Crowe-ness to ‘Highlander’

    Russell Crowe Arming Up Opposite Henry Cavill In Chad Stahelski’s ‘Highlander’ At Amazon MGM Studios & UA

    The Amateur

    The Accountant 2

    The Godfather of Harlem

    In Vogue: The 90s

    A Minecraft Movie

    Anthony Bourdain didn't say that (but we wish he did)

    How to celebrate Bourdain Day, a thing Tony probably would have hated

    Quote Investigator

    Doug Liman Will Attempt to Cram Stephen King’s Epic Novel ‘The Stand’ Into a Single Movie

    The Dead Zone

    The Dead Zone on Amazon Prime Video

    ‘The boys got sex. I got poetry’: what Britpop was like for women

    The Story Behind the Song: The Bangle’s Susanne Hoffs - Eternal Flame

    Less Than One


    APPS & DOODADS

    Brave keeps opening google app

    Windows is finally kicking the Blue Screen of Death to the curb

    Philips Hue says US prices will go up in July because of tariffs

    iPhone Users Upset About Apple Promoting F1 Movie With Wallet App Notification

    HDMI 2.2's full specs have been finalized, with better support for modern displays


    THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE

    Dave Bittner

    The CyberWire

    Hacking Humans

    Caveat

    Control Loop

    Only Malware in the Building

    Andor

    I Can’t Stop Staring at This Massive ‘Star Wars’ Galaxy Map

    Lucas Museum of Narrative Arts

    RG35XX H, Anbernic Retro Handheld Gaming Console with 64GTF Card, Dual Joystick Design 3.5-inch HD Screen Lasts up to 8 Hours High-Capacity Battery for Better Experience (64G Black)

    DRAGON GRIP- The Martial Arts Sound Effects Toy

    Reminds me of Weird Al poking fun of this in the “Fat” video

    How Logitech Killed A Great Microphone Company - The History of Blue Microphones

    Homemade Disneyland Star Tours Attraction (Full Ride Experience)

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    1 hr 17 min
  • 702: TikTaco

    In this week’s episode, Trump delays the TikTok ban for the third time—because procrastination is the new policy—and Twitter’s old sign finds new purpose as desert firewood. Tesla continues its streak of “hold my beer” engineering by blowing past a school bus in FSD tests, then mysteriously dumps Cybertrucks in Jersey parking lots while prepping a July 4th factory nap. Meanwhile, Elon’s xAI is incinerating a billion bucks a month and allegedly poisoning Memphis, OpenAI and Microsoft are beefing over who’s the bigger megalomaniac, and Sam Altman thinks your power bill should fund his robot overlords.

    In other signs of the apocalypse: Amazon is gleefully replacing workers with AI, Microsoft finally admits it might’ve wasted billions chasing Skynet, and Wikipedia’s editors say no thanks to dumbed-down AI summaries. Studies warn ChatGPT may be turning your brain into smooth pudding, while swearing data reveals the internet prefers the F-word with regional flair. A broke crypto TikToker gets released because he’s too poor to ransom, and bankruptcies spike across the Bay as tech jobs vanish like investor confidence.

    Media Candy brings a buffet from Inside Out to Murderbot to Stick, and Liam Neeson somehow makes the Naked Gun reboot look awesome; Apple tunes CarPlay to fit your weird dashboard, Trump sells a gold Android that’s tackier than his ties, and Dave goes full retro with Open EMU 2 and FPGA gaming; plus: Dr. Demento retires, Disneyland hits your screen, and we swear this isn’t all a fever dream.


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    FOLLOW UP

    Donald Trump will delay a looming TikTok ban for a third time

    The 560-pound Twitter sign met a fiery end in a Nevada desert


    IN THE NEWS

    Tesla blows past stopped school bus and hits kid-sized dummies in Full Self-Driving tests

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Nine Times

    What are hundreds of Teslas doing in a New Jersey mall parking lot?

    Residents Baffled as Tesla Dumps Dozens of Cybertrucks in Shopping Center

    Tesla plans to shut down Model Y and Cybertruck production over the week of July 4

    23andMe founder Anne Wojcicki will regain control of embattled DNA company after all

    OpenAI and Microsoft Tensions Are Reaching a Boiling Point

    Amazon says it will reduce its workforce as AI replaces human employees

    Musk’s xAI Burns Through $1 Billion a Month as Costs Pile Up

    Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella shocks industry by admitting AI has yet to deliver real value despite massive investment

    Wikipedia cancels plan to test AI summaries after editors skewer the idea

    Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task

    Sam Altman Says "Significant Fraction" of Earth's Total Electricity Should Go to Running AI

    xAI faces legal threat over alleged Colossus data center pollution in Memphis

    Kidnappers free TikTok crypto influencer after realizing he has no money

    Personal bankruptcy surges in the Bay as tech employment sags - The San Francisco Standard

    201 ways to say ‘f**k’: what 1.7 billion words of online text shows about how the world swears

    Vulgarity in online discourse around the English-speaking world


    MEDIA CANDY

    Brave

    Inside Out

    Families Like Ours

    Stick

    Murderbot

    FUBAR

    Sinners

    Rear Window

    The Snake

    The Naked Gun - Official Trailer (2025) Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson

    The Sandman: Season 2 | Official Trailer | Netflix

    David Zaslav Is Getting a Pay Cut

    How adversarial attacks in audio files give musicians new power against AI theft – Here’s what you need to know

    Music Music tech Tech WebBenn Jordan’s AI poison pill and the weird world of adversarial noise


    APPS & DOODADS

    iOS 26 will fit CarPlay to better match the shape of your car's screen

    Mahjong Titan+

    Trump’s New Cash Grab Is a Gold iPhone Lookalike That’s Worse Than Any Budget Android

    The golden Trump Phone is almost certainly not made in the US


    AT THE LIBRARY

    Happy: Why More or Less Everything is Absolutely Fine by Derren Brown

    AI Snake Oil: What Artificial Intelligence Can Do, What It Can't, and How to Tell the Difference by Sayash Kapoor, Arvind Narayanan

    Diaries 1969–1979: The Python Years (Michael Palin Diaries Book 1)


    THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE

    Dave Bittner

    The CyberWire

    Hacking Humans

    Caveat

    Control Loop

    Only Malware in the Building

    Open EMU 2

    Analogue Pocket OpenFPGA Guide

    All Major Gen-AI Models Vulnerable to ‘Policy Puppetry’ Prompt Injection Attack

    Visit Disneyland From the Comfort of Disney+ With More POV Walkthroughs

    Dr. Demento Announces Retirement After 55 Years

    Star Wars metal.

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    1 hr 25 min
  • 701: Dancing in the Streets

    This week, we light a candle for lost legends and torch a few bad takes. In Follow Up, Molly White reminds us that giving a damn still matters—despite the rising tide of apathy (and flaming robotaxis in downtown L.A.). Protesters across the country chant “No Kings!” while Elon does his best impression of a bootlicker groveling back to Trump. Meanwhile, we take a moment to reflect on 2025’s greatest hits: riots, rollbacks, and rampant idiocy.

    In the news, Uber decides buses are cool again—but shittier and more expensive. The UK jumps into the robotaxi game while Tesla, shockingly, misses another launch date. French Tesla fans are suing over the brand’s fashy vibes, Google is ghosting employees via buyout, and Meta’s trying to buy its way to artificial godhood. Oh, and Trump’s launching an AI chatbot. What could go wrong? Elsewhere, China turns off AI so kids can cheat the old-fashioned way, Disney and Universal are gunning for Midjourney, and Shopify goes stablecoin with Coinbase and Stripe.

    Media Candy’s popping off: Foundation returns, Strange New Worlds prepares for its final warp, and Spaceballs is back—with the original cast! Meanwhile, we review Mythfits, Princess of Power, and the slow striptease that is David Zaslav’s credibility. On the gadget front: forget your canned air—go full vacuum-blower-keyboard-cleaner madness. And in The Dark Side with Dave, stormtroopers vlog, AI kills joy, and we race the beam in retro game land. Finally, we say goodbye to a few greats—Sly Stone, Brian Wilson, Ananda Lewis, Douglas McCarthy, and Apple legend Bill Atkinson. Play God Only Knows, pour one out, and stay grumpy.


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    FOLLOW UP

    It matters. I care. by Molly White

    Waymo Halts Service in Downtown Los Angeles After Its Taxis Are Set on Fire

    What to know about 'No Kings' protests against Trump's policies

    What It Was Like in the Shit in 2025

    Elon Cuck Apologizes to Donald Trump


    IN THE NEWS

    Uber’s New Shuttle Is Basically a Bus, but Worse

    The UK will get its first robotaxis next year

    With Roadblock After Roadblock, Is Tesla’s Robotaxi Launch Doomed to Fail?

    Tesla's Robotaxi Launch Date Was Supposed to Be Today, But We're Shocked to Hear That It's Been Pushed Back - Shocked, we say.

    French Tesla customers file lawsuit over brand becoming 'extreme-right' symbol

    Google offers buyouts to employees across the company, including Search

    Meta is reportedly forming an 'AI Superintelligence' team

    The Trump Administration Is Launching an AI Chatbot

    China Takes on Student Cheating by Shutting Off AI Nationwide During Exams

    AI Therapy Bots Are Conducting 'Illegal Behavior,' Digital Rights Organizations Say

    Disney and Universal file major copyright lawsuit against Midjourney over AI-generated characters

    Shopify partners with Coinbase and Stripe in landmark stablecoin deal


    MEDIA CANDY

    Mythfits Podcast

    Marina - PRINCESS OF POWER

    Foundation — Season 3 Official Trailer | Apple TV+ - July 11th

    ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Will End With a Fifth and Final Season

    Spaceballs Sequel Set for 2027 with Rick Moranis, Mel Brooks, and Bill Pullman All Returning

    David Zaslav Has No Clothes

    The Gauge


    APPS & DOODADS

    Supertone Clear

    Blue Scold

    The Real Problem With Bluesky

    Compressed Air Duster with Air Blower 160000RPM Vacuum Cleaner and Air Duster 4 in 1 Keyboard Cleaner,No Canned Air Duster,Electir Air Duster,Replaces for Compressed Air Cans &Vacuum Cleaner for PC

    BLACK+DECKER 20V MAX Lithium-Ion Cordless 10 in. String Trimmer/Edger with 1.5Ah Battery and Charger


    THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE

    Dave Bittner

    The CyberWire

    Hacking Humans

    Caveat

    Control Loop

    Only Malware in the Building

    A Stormtrooper Vlog | The Adventures of Dave and Greg

    Soapy “Verticals” Helping to Keep Hollywood Employed in L.A. As Film and TV Projects Leave

    How AI is killing joy

    Finding Atari Games in Randomly Generated Data

    Racing The Beam: The Story of Stella

    Analogue Pocket


    CLOSING SHOUT-OUTS

    Stremio

    Sly Stone, Pioneering Bandleader and Funk Virtuoso, Dead at 82

    SLY LIVES!

    The Beach Boys’ Brian Wilson Dies at 82

    Sting Performs Moving Cover of “God Only Knows” in Tribute to Brian Wilson: Watch

    Strong Songs - "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys

    Ananda Lewis, Host of MTV’s ‘Total Request Live’ and ‘Hot Zone,’ Dies At 52

    Nitzer Ebb's Douglas McCarthy has died at 58

    RIP: Bill Atkinson, co-creator of Apple Lisa and Mac

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