Grunt Free Press Podcast

The Mongoloidian. Topics - The Surge 2, directional blocking, combat combat combat, the language of the Souls, cyborg zombies, Baby Yoda, nano cults, Doc Ock, Baby Yoda, just go and do shit, for once I want a map, upping Anor Londo, no more games, dealing with delays, Baby Yoda, Blade Runner is out... The old one, dying for Dying Light 2, Frostpunk, coal and wood and steel, I still suck at strategy games. Baby Yoda. Music - The Hookers - Kiss My Fuckin Ass, Pink Cigs - Low Blow, Mick Gordon - The Only Thing The Fear is You

Rated PG for "Pretty Gay". Featuring special guest: the lovely and talented xJulianaMoon! Topics - Consumer watchdog bites man, beyond PornHub, Chaturbate, dick pics, interactive degeneracy, advanced JO strategies, Globalism in action, Filipinos are pigs, yellow surprise, DLC prices, the bottom half of Twitch thots, tech advice, fuck machine tips, Mortal Kombat with dildoes in the ass, MechWarrior 5 failures, falling back to grinding, The Surge 2 and more Dark Souls comparisons. Music - Anal Cunt - I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman, Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood, System of a Down - Welcome to the Soldier Side

It's not just Mechs and soldiers, it's also soldiers battling robots. And more Mechs. Topics - More MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries but not live, Black Inferno, two Atluses a King Crab and a microphone would have been a better title, dairy voice, LRM carriers, never ending end game, it keeps going and going..., Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, gold Scar, mounting, Terminator: Resistance, Future War, comparing it to Alien: Isolation because that's going to happen, Salvation was shit, reasoning and bargaining with them, film grain. Music - Dishonor - War Victims, Cartilage - Chopped and Churned, Ms Splosion Man OST - Oh Mandy

New year, zero effort. Music - Dshinghis Khan - Moskau, The Chats - Smoko, Ghoul - Metallicus Ex Mortis

The Never Ending Christmas. Topics - What I bought myself for Christmas, Red Dragons, numpads, Hyper X, Dolby Atmos maybe, Post Scriptum, "realistic", Cthulhu Saves Christmas, abbreviated JRPGs, in-jokes and getting meta, Christmas puns, Y.U.L.E. love it, poison, MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries. Music - Devo - Jerkin' Back 'N' Forth, Sean Kolton - Judgement and Retribution, Otoboke Beaver - datsu, hikage no onna

The most important person in history was born on this holy day: Ryan Seacrest. Topics - Reaching to not give up on Halo: Reach, linear unlocks, Radio Commander, armchair 'Nam baby murderer, more robotic than the game with Mechs, dumb soldiers, the Gab ghost town, you can't have "free speech" and no porn, masturbation condemnation, it's Christmas, MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries, familiar universe different perspective, real tank controls, negative progression, math. Music - Mariah Manson - All I Want for Christmas is the Beautiful People, Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis, Rancid - X-Mas Eve (She Got Up and Left Me)

Who washes the cock, men? Topics - Halo: Reach is on PC. Kind of. When you find it, smoky haze, mandibles, doomed missions, ripping off Star Wars and Call of Duty or vice versa, MAC cannon, green streak crapshoot, pfft autoaim, a plea for ranks, how MLG ruined Halo, DMR starts, the dumbing down, power weapons, a genuine rant, is it Halo?, Xbox Series X, Hellblade 2. Music - Otoboke Beaver - Don't Light My Fire, The Rocking Dildos - Raincoat Brigade, Primus - Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweakers

Douchebumps on top of douchebumbs by R.L. Stein. Topics - This obscure indie game called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, the M4A1 manufactured by NERF, killing with personality, molotov to the face, Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 2, space grids circles and lines, fears of a botched campaign, Disco Elysium, do something, Racist Cab Driver. Music - Slipknot - Solway Firth, The Damned - Smash it Up Parts 1 & 2, System of a Down - Deer Dance

I was fine until I got three Knuckles capsule toys in a row. Topics - Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the best comedy I've seen in years, space fuel and paper, hilarious Nextel jokes, Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, holocrons, Vader the slasher, Need for Speed: Heat runs cold, Sunless Sea, menus menus menus, curse mummy, Shenmue, can't fault the port, the big stretch and the long con, thin plot in a long game, the memes are wrong, let's work... in a game. Music - Mclusky - Lightsabre Cock Sucking Blues, Cemican - Mixteco, Shenmue OST - Wish...

The Thanksgiving Turktacular. Topics - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, the chop, The GeForce Experience, lightsabering and forcing, planets are big, pushing balls, I suck at children's games, the Wookie homeworld, Debra Wilson has big black titties and fisheyes, cream of sum yung ginger guy, space bugs and dragons, Shenmue 3 is apparently garbage to no one's shock besides cultists, shooting more stuff in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. Hardcore. Music - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song (Live 1972), The HU - Black Thunder, Grey - Vegan Thanksgiving