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In this special holiday episode of the You Two Scare Me Podcast, we each bring a story from the icy north: Iceland’s terrifying Christmas witch, Grýla, and Scandinavia’s mysterious farm guardian, the tomte.

Grýla: Iceland’s Christmas Witch
 Grýla appears in medieval Icelandic sagas as a mountain-dwelling troll woman who later becomes the fearsome figure of Christmas. She hunts misbehaving children, scoops them into her sack, and cooks them into stew. She lives with her lazy husband, her thirteen mischievous Yule Lad sons, and the Yule Cat who eats anyone who didn’t receive new clothes for Christmas. Some believe Grýla represents the dangers of Iceland’s brutal winters, and hikers still report eerie sightings near her legendary home in the lava fields.

The Tomte: Scandinavia’s Watchful Farm Spirit
The tomte is a small, bearded guardian spirit tied to the land and the farm. He protects households, watches over animals, and expects respect in return. If offended, he becomes mischievous or destructive. Families traditionally left him a bowl of Christmas Eve porridge with butter on top, or else risk his wrath. Over time he blended with Christmas traditions and became a gift-bringer, though his older, unpredictable nature still lingers beneath the surface.

Together, these legends show how Nordic cultures used folklore to explain long nights, harsh winters, and the need to stay in the good graces of whatever spirits might be listening.

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The You Two Scare Me Podcast is hosted by Andi Zyvith and Feliz AndrewsOriginal Music by Stefan Tatka

Disclaimer: The You Two Scare Me Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views, opinions, and discussions presented in this show are those of the hosts and guests, and should not be considered factual statements, professional advice, or verified accounts. Our content often includes folklore, paranormal stories, urban legends, and speculative material, which may not be historically accurate. Listener discretion is advised, as some episodes may include sensitive themes such as death, violence, or trauma. All stories are shared with respect for the cultures and communities connected to them, and no harm or offense is intended.

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