Absence!

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!

Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!


父：你这次考试分数怎么这么低？

子：缺勤！

父：你考试当天缺勤了？

子：不是，坐我旁边的男生缺勤了！


An exam today come rain or shine!

Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine.
Classmate: So what's so great about that ?

Pupil: It's snowing outside!


学生：好消息！老师说不管下雨还是晴天我们今天都要考试。

其他学生：那有什么好的？

学生：外面正在下雪！


I don't deserve it!

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this exam.
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!


学生：我觉得这次考试我不应该得零分。

老师：我同意，不过我打不了比零分更低的分了！


单词拓展

absence: 缺席，缺勤

come rain or shine: 风雨无阻，不管发生什么

deserve: 应得，值得