Guild of Calamitous Podcasts: An Unofficial Venture Bros. Podcast

Rilo and Garden give you organic podcast noises, power moves and mego dolls while looking at “Tag Sale - You’re It!” SOMEONE PLEASE ARCH ORPHEUS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Rilo and Garden discuss no-nos, unfortunate medical conditions and smurf reproduction as they look at “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Dean.”

Rilo and Garden talk about licenses to kill, getting change from strippers and robots with upset stomachs as they look at “Mid-Life Chrysalis”.

Rilo and Garden explore Invisible Moms, human bombs and have technical qualms while looking at “Ice Station - Impossible!”

Rilo and Garden discuss ghosts, pirates, extremely strong pelvic floors and David Bowie as they take a look at “Ghosts of Sargasso”.

Rilo and Garden discuss cats in heat, Dr. Strange in the Neighborhood of Make Believe, Orphan harvesting, and stacking quarters as they take a look at “Eeney, Meeney, Miney...Magic!” in what might be the most disorganized episode ever.

Rilo and Garden get deep into the merits of panda milk, exploding oranges, southern belle’s and Patrick Warburton not being able to escape bees as we throughly enjoy “The Incredible Mr. Brisby”! (with special guest Headache, Garden’s cat)

Rilo and Garden discuss robots with human emotions, spiders, the merits of sleeping in hover boots, panic rooms and male lactation as they look at episode three, “Home Insecurity”.

Rilo and Garden talk space travel, pee covered space suits, docking protocols and Giant Boy Detectives, among other things as we look at “Careers in Science”.

In their space station orbiting earth, Garden and Rilo go back to the simpler time of 2004, when they were both mere infants watching a show they absolutely were not allowed to be watching, by discussing lowriding robots, organ harvesting, monarch butterflies and the first episode of season one, “¡Dia de Los Dangerous!” written by Jackson Publick. Pour one out for Speedy, he was so close to earning his wings.