Gumble's Corner

I was able to fashion a type of crossbow out of the stuff I had laying around upstairs.  It was one hell of a fight, but between Nedrick ( the Guinnea pig who helped me escape ) and myself, we managed to get down to Jesse in the middle of the day between break time with the pigs.  They were playing Valorant so they were HEAVY in to themselves.  I've never seen a bunch of rodents so damn angry before in my entire life, it was like kids at a grand opening of chucky cheese and the guest appearing was the dude from ytv back in the 90s.  Nedrick, Jesse, and myself managed to get on the private jet and are currently flying over the atlantic to get back home.  Jesse wants to make a stop off in Ohio for some reason, something about concrete corn statues.  He is INSISTING on pissing on them all, said it should only take 20 mins or so.  Nedrick can't wait to get back to his family in my basement, and I for one am curious to see how that goes.  Because before I left to rescue Jesse weeks ago, Nedricks wife was having an affair, and when I assumed she was overweight...... turns out she was pregnant... With someone else's children

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So this is Hollyw00dz, better known as Noah.  This man right here has one hell of a community, and the attitude to go far.  He's basically from the movie "Ted" and I'm pretty sure his last name ends in "Lynn".  Besides all that, I  love this guy, and you wont wanna miss out on this "Interview".  Jesus that's a lot quotations.  Either way, enjoy!

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EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE, THE RIOTS HAVE STARTED!  I don't even know what happened.  I was asleep, and heard a loud bang.  I look outside and Jesse is being crucified.  How these little bastards managed to lift him up on to a crucifix and zap strap his hands to the pole is beyond me.  They keep chanting, and marching.  Jesse is freaking out, but somehow the guinea pigs managed to make a crucifix strong enough that his constant movement isn't doing anything.  I haven't left the attic, one of them came to me in my sleep and told me to stay there while they do, and I quote "do what needed to be done".  I'll wait here till morning and see what happens, I need to come up with some sort of plan on how to rescue him and escape on his private plane.  I have some elastic bands, pencils, and old clothes up here.  I should be able to put something together to get out safe.

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I made it to Columbia, things are way worse than I ever could have thought. I brought one of the original Pigs with me to try and help calm everything down over here.  The plane right was nuts, because the Guinea pig identified as a human they wanted proof of citizenship and id.  Which if you know anything... That seriously does not exist.  Jesse has found his new life, and new home running a "Farm" in Columbia.  He has 700 acres, and there's guinea pigs running around everywhere.  The farm never shuts down, it runs 24/7, I don't agree with how Jesse is running it, but he says they have great benefits, they work 6 hours on, all have gaming machines, and only work 4 days a week.  But according to the pigs, 6 hours is 15 in human hours.  They all have monster callouses on their hands now, if any of them decide to riot, we will most definitely lose this one.  I hope we can tone things down here, cause the pigs seem to think we cant see or hear what they are planning.  But we know about their huge stockpile of tiny weapons they plan on using on us.  Gaming computers or not, and a huge surplus of food.  They really dont like it here, not sure what to do anymore.  Jesse is power hungry.

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Have you ever seen a colony of ants, and thought to yourself "I am basically god to these things"  I thought the same thing could happen with the Guinea pigs.  I was wrong..  In the middle of the night I scooped up half of the pigs and shipped them off to the farm Jesse's great uncle left to him.  They are now working on the farms and some are happy, but the others aren't.  Half of them wont stop holding signs with little paw prints on them and tiny little chains.  I seriously worry we have done the wrong thing here, did we finally find the line with animal rights?  Is putting all the pigs on a farm in columbia wrong?..  I think I need to go and rescue them.  The colony in my basement has hit a point where it's self sustainable.  They have all their own crops, and water sources now.  We have struck a deal on the tolls, and they will no longer charge me as I have paid enough for them to live for years apparently.  I'm booking my flight to the farm as we speak.  I'll let you know how it goes.

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Jesse still hasn't come back from columbia, his great great uncle left him a farm there.  It's funny, he mentioned he needs tons of tiny little hands to help him around the property.  I'm thinking it might not be a bad idea to teach the Guinea pigs how to farm, cause then I can just box them up when they are asleep, and send them over.  They'll never see it coming, and I'll finally have my basement back. It's been too long since I was able to lay on the couch, and not worry about some fuzzy little bastard shitting on my chin, and me over here thinking it was just a raisin.  The riots calmed down after one of the pigs stood on top of a car, and screamed "bvleakshbkjhfbjhdf" I'm pretty sure he meant freedom?  Not entirely sure...  On another note, they have elected a king in Jesse's stead.  He's the oldest one there, but I cant see how this could go wrong at all, I mean... Old people are best, right?

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The Riots have started. The Guinea pigs are now chanting, and have been for the past 3 days.  Jesse said and I quote "fuck this shit i'm out".  I guess they pigs were starting to idolize him and he couldn't take it anymore.  Ever seen that movie " The Sword in the Stone" and the lady squirrel is all over the Wizard.  Well thats Jesse with a pair of Guinea pigs atm, they wouldnt leave him alone.  He did say he would come back in a few days if they were evicted.  So I spoke to the head Pig, and managed to convince him to imprison the two pigs for being quote "weird".  Oddly enough it all worked out.  Despite the riots and the fact these little bastards keep vandalizing my furniture for wool, and my cat now has no litter box as they've turned it in to a concrete factory, they're starting to grow on me.....  Hopefully Jesse comes back soon, cause I dunno how much longer I can afford to pay this "toll" everytime I need to get to my office, and they seem to listen to him.  

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This guy, let me tell you!! It's rare when you come across streamers who are so genuine and true.  I love running in to these guys, they literally give me hope.  Yoshh, pronounced "yo  shh" is a HUGE fan of AverMedia and a partner with them. I dont want to give away too much, but trust me.  This man's will surprise you with the things he can and is doing!

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Everything has taken a turn, the guinea pigs are now chanting every morning at around 732am.  I still dont understand why it's at exactly 732 am though.  all of their clocks are also 2 minutes ahead of ours, it's almost like their further ahead of us or something.  Or maybe our government is messing with us when it comes to time?  Jesse is in recovery, he keeps murmuring something that I can only think is  "flat earthers".  Which only semi makes sense, because the Guinea pigs have separated in to two groups.  Some wearing a sphere, and the others a dinner plate.  I mean, how do you draw a flat earth on a shirt.  I'll keep a close eye on them for the next couple of weeks, but I have a feeling they are going to have riots soon, and I don't want to be around for that.

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I was wrong, the Guinea pigs are not ruled by Jesse... I should have helped him when I had the chance.  But I was convinced he was on their side.  Not only was he whispering in their ears the whole time, he was bringing them food.  There's no way I could of known this is how it turned out... But when I came downstairs this morning to give my toll to the guards to get to work, he was there.  Out cold... with drawings all over his body and buck neked.  They took all his clothes, and used them to build an airplane.  I feel bad for him, I want to help.  But he's the reason this whole thing started, I cant help but think it's Karma..

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