Guns and Gory

You think we are gone then BAM! We ruin your holidays and start putting this shit on your feeds again. Deal with it. We talk about Christmas, your mother, and artificial dicks......are those topics all mutually exclusive?  WHO KNOWS!!! FALALALA LA LA FUCK YOUUU! 
Merry Christmas 

David Berg. A name I wish I never have to hear again, and yet unfortunately I have to study this pos for another 2 weeks. oh lord help me, take me away! Children of God is a cult that took off, and never stopped going. Still active today with most of its members in hiding....probably because of the terrible stuff that was done. In this part 1 of 3 episode we talk about the upbringing of the leader, and the humble beginnings of the Children of God.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!! What? It's March? Are you sure? Nah I don't believe you.  Join the guys as they talk about odd stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with Thanksgiving in this lost but not really episode from Thanksgiving!

You! Yeah, you...... I know.   You thought we quit. Couldn't handle the pressure huh? Well..... SURPRISE!!!! We are still here. It's still weird, and only getting weirder.  If you love dolphins, you are gonna LOVE this.

Nicky demonstrates how to properly and safely use his favorite toys in this riveting and daring episode for the ages.  "How does he fit that in there?" and "Why is this happening?" Will become very common questions uttered from your precious mouth for the next hour as you listen to this beautiful little shit nugget.

ITS HALLOWEEN MOVIE NIGHT! Join the guys as we watch the new movie "Deer Camp '86"!  Mawkee wins the costume contest but forgets the baby oil, and Nicky has a new "friend" that he definitely totally probably didn't stick his weiner into.

Who likes bacon?? I like bacon. Sometimes Nick wraps bacon around pinecones and then eats them while wearing a squirrels tail butt plug, but enough of that. Have you ever heard of prions? Not to be confused with the yummy shrimp like creatures from the sea. Nick also LOVES prions.  Nick gets a little racist, Zi takes the lead, and Mawkee does something special with his forehead.

Spoooooooooky stories for spooooky days ;)

Mawkee forgets to read.  Nicky busts out the baby oil, an Aziza learns about penis sheaths.  That's not even the worst part of this cursed episode.  Probably shouldn't even listen to it.

Nick sucks. That is all.