On this podcast we are joined by friend of the show, Andrew Paskin. Andrew is a big fan of one liner comedians and their art.
We discuss some of the great and not so well known oneliner comedians:
Rodney DangerfieldPhylis DillerJimmy CarrDennis MillerMitch HedbergSteven WrightDemetri MartinHere is a list lift from wikipedia if you are of the reading variety:
“I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.” (Jimmy Carr)“A baby seal walks into a club.”“A dyslexic man walks into a bra.”“There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can’t.”“The flat-earth society has members all around the globe.”“Jokes about communism have no class.”“An escalator cannot break, it can only become stairs.” (Mitch Hedberg)“If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don’t you ever see anyone take one to the beach?” (Jerry Seinfeld)“What Iran needs now is a more modern leader—a mullah lite.” (Shappi Khorsandi)“I have nothing to declare except my genius.” (Oscar Wilde, upon arriving at US customs, 1882)[2]“Take my wife … please.” (Henny Youngman)“They hired a 3-piece band that was so lousy, every time the waiter dropped a tray, we all got up and danced!” (Les Dawson)“What a magnificent show this is going to be when it starts!” (Ken Dodd)“I have a girlfriend! I’ve been going out with my girlfriend for… six!” (Stewart Francis)“I have an L-shaped sofa… Lowercase.” (Demetri Martin)“Crime in multi-story car parks is wrong on so many different levels.” (Tim Vine[3])“The first few weeks of Weight Watchers, you’re just finding your feet.” (Jimmy Carr)“Say what you want about the deaf…” (Jimmy Carr)“I went up to the airport information desk and said ‘How many airports are there in the world?'” (Jimmy Carr)