In this episode:

A fan of the podcast is indignant over the fact that her boyfriend isn't "threatened" by her bisexuality. The poor soul!

Is it appropriate for a young person to be with someone just for the sex? Are you guys deliberately trying to flabbergast us? Is there like a sign stuck to our backs or something?

Ah HA! Now we're in business: a caller asks how about the best way to casually mention her virginity to the dude who might just happen to take it. An epic battle ensues!

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In this episode:

What to think when it's not quite breakfast, and it's not quite lunch... but you've definitely just had sex. Post-coital brunch has existed since the invention of the cantaloupe in 1811, but what does it mean?

A listener is getting dude-pecked by a perfectly nice guy asking her out on mini-dates. Sure, persistence is a virtue, but discretion is the better part of valor. How does one turn down a suitor's semi-advances for good?

And finally: body odor is a problem.

"Over - Drake (DEEMIX)" (slüggydee) / CC BY-NC 3.0

In this episode:

A dude texts a listener after a date, asking: "You got a pic I can get?" The Guy Friends try to figure out his motivations. Also: are strange and beautiful paparazzi women going on dates with Aaron to take secret photos of him? Stay tuned...

Yet another fabulous voicemail from a listener who first reveals that, yes, women do pee in the shower, then asks how she can best go about pursuing a promiscuous phase. Whose hunky bodies should litter the warpath? Friends'? Or strangers'?

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In this episode:

What to think when a former flame says "Hi"... through a mutual friend's text message. A listener's old hookup blows in through town and lets her know without really letting her know. A carrier pigeon would have been nice.

Dudes getting shit-housed and peeing in inappropriate places... or on inappropriate objects. We've all heard the stories. But is it just dudes who are the culprits?

A listener was about to leave a party when a dude asked if she wanted to leave together -- so that it would look like they were leaving together. The Guy Friends try to translate what the fuck that's all about. Maybe it's about fucking!

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In this episode:

We get a valuable follow-up email regarding a very contentious episode in which The Guy Friends had differences of opinion. Turns out, Aaron was right, in an objective, factual sense, but in this day and age, what's really "right" anymore, anyway?

The Guy Friends just can't get away from The Lingus in this episode (and honestly: who can?) as a listener asks for advice about her own discomfort with the act. What does her dude think about her reluctance to receive? Is it worth trying to like something that you don't like? Will The Guy Friends succeed in forcing "The Lingus" into our lexical zeitgeist?

What is a girl to think when an attached guy friend buys her a drink, then runs away? Tangentially: did you know that friends buy each other drinks sometimes?

"Adele - Set Fire to the Rain [Dubstep Remix]" (Sideproject Music) / CC BY 3.0

In this episode:

When is it appropriate to tell your booty-call that you want them as a booty-have a real relationship?

Ex Sex! Is it a bad idea? Is a fruit still forbidden when it's inconsequential, fun, and fairly common? The Guy Friends remind us that -- heartbreak aside -- your ex can still do that one crazy thing that you really like? Maybe they got better at it! What were you gonna do tonight, anyway?

Peeing in the shower. Just... that.

"NWP - Trouble (Taylor Swift Remix)" (xNWP) / CC BY-SA 3.0

In this episode:

Are open relationships the Holy Grail from the male perspective? Does every man yearn for his own personal harem? No... (and Yes?).

A listener gets herself in hot water after dancing both innocently AND sexily on a taken dude. Was the aftermath justified? Is dancing just dancing, or must we abide by a shared lexicon of groove signals?

Can you ever demand that your boyfriend throw out an article of clothing? The Guy Friends get into a fight mid-answer. We hope you're all happy!

"Destiny's Child - Bug A Boo" (Dj Beat Finger) / CC BY 3.0

In this episode:

We try to find a better word for single than single. It doesn't go great.

And break-ups. Why do people do each other like that? It's so sad etc etc.

Finally, Heather from Vancouver is back! Her dating life is going so well but she doesn't know what to do! We help a sister out.

"Jessie J - Domino (Cametrix Remix)" (Cametrix) / CC BY 3.0

In this episode:

A listener is curious about casual male nudity -- and aren't we all? How many dicks does the average dude see? What about those intimate and playful all-dude slumber parties that you've heard so much about?

A voicemail from two women who want to know what compliments they can give to make a dude feel sexy. Since so much our Sexy Compliment Lexicon is geared toward women -- good point! -- what can a lady say to make a dude feel hot without making herself feel like an idiot?

And an important question following up on a much earlier episode: why are boobs so great? The Guy Friends put their differences aside to discuss the appeal, and also make fun of Josh for a bit...

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In this episode: HINDSIGHT

A voicemail from a listener whose high school crush-turned-sleepin' buddy plays the Celibacy Card (is that even a card?), then gets a girlfriend two weeks later! How is a reasonable human being supposed to interpret that?

On a similar-ish note, a listener gets confronted by her ex about the meaning of their relationship... over Gchat... during work hours. Does The Relationship Rehash have a place in modern society?

We also get some follow-up on a particularly juicy question from months ago.

"Dance Outta My Way (Robyn vs. Kylie Minogue)" (BitCrunch) / CC BY-NC 3.0