GUY PARTY!!!

Bologna Filled Boners For Burrow!!! Kardashian Fuck Dolls!!! Chester claiming the NFL draft is racist!!! This is what you get as the guys attempt to draft their fantasy football teams in the first inaugural, Guy Party Fantasy Football For Winners Only League!!! GUY PARTY!!!

The guys start planning out the master plan for their new state of the art amusement park, Guy Party Land!!! Which features award winning rides such as: Paint Me Black, Abortion A-Go-Go, The Shit River and many, many more!!! The park will also include an interactive petting zoo for all different types of fun!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Have you ever thought about comparing the loads you blow to sitcom families!?! Well, if so, GUY PARTY has you covered!!! Go grab some tissues and kick back as we compare all different types of cum shots to the Tanner family from Full House!!! How rude!?! We think not!!! GUY PARTY!!!

What would you do if you saw Joe Burrow, a Bengal tiger and a Hudepohl beer can walking down the street!?! You would tune in to this episode of, GUY PARTY to find out more about their quest down the WHO DEY brick road as they head into battle against Nancy Reagan and her Ben Roethlisberger face, winged monkeys!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Brad's love for tacos has led him to an identity crisis. The guys decide on the GUY PARTY: Babe Of The Month!!! MB discusses how he likes his ice cream cones shaped as people while almost correctly predicting the future. Be sure to use GUY PARTY's new favorite hashtag, #CancelMichaelBenjamin. GUY PARTY!!!

The guys try teaching Michael Benjamin that a butthole and vagina are not the same things. Chester hands out the guy's referrals to his cardiologist. Woodstock 99 gets invaded by GUY PARTY and MB finds his true love!!!

GUY PARTY, appreciates scum and belligerence in all shapes and forms!!! But there is only one being on planet Earth that exceeds what, GUY PARTY can handle. That being is named, Bing Bong!!! Half mutant and half wolf, this creature is the ultimate piece of trash!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Does soy products turn dudes into pussy whipped lames!?! Boogers are such a pain in the ass!!! The guys make their predictions on the upcoming 2022 Bengals season after the new schedule just dropped!!! GUY PARTY!!!

He has fought in the Korean War! Helped America lose the Bay of Pigs! He single handedly got his whole squad killed in Vietnam! He's on a downward spiral of epic proportions all while his powers have evolved him into one of the strongest heroes of all time! CAPTAIN GUY PARTY, is here to save the day!!!

A long time ago, a duck hunter known as, Theodore Tuberculosis came across a spaceship in Roswell, New Mexico. There he discovered the love of his life as well as gaining extraordinary powers that would change his life forever!!! Come join, GUY PARTY as they reveal the Origins of the greatest superhero of all time, Captain GUY PARTY!!!