Let there be internet- Owen Wilson tried to kill himself. Certainly not an UGW. Try harder next time Owen. I oughta start spending more time with the software on my cell phone.  Also: Fox News, 16 year old hookers, Sneakers for rockets, and the $65 million dollar pants. Reloaded.  Again.  And three words: Dwarf, penis, vacuum.  Hell Yes.

This week we pick an essay from Tuckermax.com.  Check out the website.  This is just one of many hilarious stories to be found there. We also tell the tale of an African man, with a bullet lodged in his torso, who was told by doctors to "walk it off".

Sorry this is late, we fucked up. But anyway, we discuss the ultimate fate of the most hallowed record in baseball, a shop owner who takes meter maids into his own hands, a new prank perpetrated by YouTube jockeys, and cheerleaders that blame Red Bull for making them pregnant, 4Real.

What does every guy do when he can't get something done? Of course, he does it himself. This guy thought the same, although we maybe think he would have been better off just not doing it. Other than that, we discuss some of the strange behaviors of Apple's co-founder, and one man thinks that Jesus was probably gay.

Back the Animal Sex well again. Sorry.  But we also get to an exorcism gone wrong, and a man aroused by traffic signs...your guess is as good as ours.

The first episode of Jeff-free Guycast is off and running, slowly, and curving a little to the left.  Today we broadcast from a new studio, so bear with us.  Don't forget to vote for Pacific Coast Hellway for the Podcast Awards.

All good things must come to an end. That's bullshit. I got a job that

might actually pay off some bills. Bad news? I gotta be outta town. So

i won't be around for every show. I'll be back on though! No worries.

This week we also talk about the code, Nigerian Porn, and Mr.s Rogers

ruined the world. So good luck guys! I'll be back soon. Thanks everyone

- it has been an absolute blast!

-Jeff

Welcome Back Bitches! Today we talk about Bears Grilled. We also go over some of his top ten, and why people are taking it so seriously. We go on about the Number 23 and some other movies. thesimpsonsmovie.com is a sham. And last we talk about the 99 people you'll meet in college. Enjoy!

Ok so this week we have a story i found about 11 XBrick 360's. The Canadian (Eh?) sends us a story about a man permanent pecker. The Black Momba - fuck. Gordo from Canada (Wat's that aboot?) Sends in some old ass movie reviews. Let the sidetracking begin! Enjoy!