GuyCast

How do you like em? Big, small, round, flat, up near the chin, down by the waist, fake, real, or as many as you can fit around you? Well gentlemen here it is - the episode of them all, TITS! What exactly do we talk about in this show? Well lets just say I Tristan had his hands down his pants a little more than usual. Either way, this time we cover the bases, favorite features, areola sizes, hell there isn't much a guy COULD'NT talk about regarding those huge bulbous melons of glory! Enjoy...but not too much!

Responding to other people's criticisms has become one of our hobbies. This time it's about a guy who got some mic time over at UCRadio (a great show which you should check out). After getting a little bit of anger out of our systems (well, Jeff's system) we do one of our regular sports updates, this time we do what we can to talk about the world cup, the NBA playoffs, and the Stanley Cup Finals. Enjoy guys

Go long, there's a bunch of stuff to be done today.A quick and easy solution to illigal immigration, a stabbing for a bad haircut, grandparents searching for a hitman, the oldest man in Britain shares his secret, why every guy wants to be James Bond, and that scumbag that was killed in Iraq today Abu mohabaidontknowhowtofuckinpronouncethis Zahari....this is assuming we get to it all. let's keep our fingers crossed. Enjoy!.

Have you ever seen a guy, maybe at a bar or just at the mall, who has a arm or two covered in tattoos and wondered what went through his head when he got those? Yeah, us too. So we went to the source and found one of those guys to ask him what its all about. Adam's on vacation this week, so we've brought in guest host John to fill in. Of course, all things tattoos are on the radar, so we'll also discuss tattoos on the other sex, and what they mean, and more importantly, what they mean for you.

Ok, so today we discuss what it would sound like with Tristan’s head exploding. Well, at least the first couple of minutes we do. Next, we move onto some much anticipated voicemails and emails. Including Mike from Buffalo and his ripped t-shirt experience. Tristan thinks about driving a bulldozer at the age of 12. James from Puerto Rico calls in, and actually calls us intelligent! He must be drunk! Also for Episode 50, we need you guys to send in YOUR top 5 GuyCast Episodes! You get a little bit of information on the GuyCast Party, times and what should be going down. The main topic of this episode is going to me Jeff’s Cruise/Vacation. Such antics include drinking. Snorkeling, gambling, relationships, and all the money we spent! Should be good times, enjoy!

Have you ever been to a really good party? We're sure that you have. The question is, have you ever thrown a really good one? That's what we're here to help you do. This week we go over everything from what to buy to what not to bring, for instance, your mom...unless she's hot. Speaking of party, the Guycast party is closing in fast...book your flights now...and hotels, unless you plan on sleeping in Jeff's backyard. But if you do that you have to deal with the radioactive rats...don't ask why they're back there.

Welcome back and now back to the retardery. Just a couple items of business today. We field an E-mail from one of our neighbors to the north, and ask the question "Is there such a thing as the Canadian culture? probably not...but who knows. We salute our boys over-seas, fighting the good fight in Iraq and Afghanistan as our Ultimate guys of the week. We review both "Reign of Fire" as well as the newly released Davinci Code. And a couple of news stories come across our lap that we thought we'd share with you guys. Enjoy!

Well they can't all be winners. We get a little bit serious here. Well, as serious as your Guycast heroes can be. We got an E-mail from our boy Pope Seven I, and it got us a little fired up about race in this country. Race relations, rape allegations, and the power of words were all fair game. Who knew a passing refference to a rapper would incur such seriousness, right? Well, get past us and come back on thursday if your want more wackiness, for now, this is all you get.

So what do you do when nerds have a convention? Why talk about video games of course! What better that to have a huge convention, cram ump-teen-gillion nerds, and gaze at the new gaming system/games? Well the answer to that my friend is have a radio show about it! I'm sorry this will be a short description but I'm on my way out, so check the website around friday night for more information!

Happy Mothers Day, Mom! Aren’t you so proud of us? So in this weeks show we go over mother’s day. Well actually Tristan tell us that for his mother's day present to his mom, he asks that all of us do a "clean" show with no cursing. Truth be told, I cannot stop cursing. Also we get into a couple pieces of bidness. A large chunk of the show revolves around my little outing to best buy. So I had a little run-in with a police officer and got a couple tickets. Actually, I was racing down the highway for some new nerd equipment. Also we talk about Robin's birthday, and the drug-lord mom! Enjoy!