GuyCast

An audio file about an hour in leangth created by two idiots for your enjoyment. Proceed.

We've Been Here for Years...

We go back to the well one too many times. We try to cover top ten date movies. But this list fucking blows. They can't all be winners I guess. Our appologies in a advance.

In addition to a little bit of draft talk, we get into a discussion based on a article from Askmen.com. What begins as "Top Ten Signs You're Too Good for Her" quickly degrades into top ten signs that you're dating either a) a bitch or b) some kind of feminine hobo.

If there was a no penalty, and the guy was a prisoner or a hobo or something, would you hunt a human? Like, in the wild. He's armed with a handgun with one clip and is on foot. You get a jeep, an AR-15 and 50 rounds. Would you do it? I don't think we actually discuss this scenario in the episode. I just thought of it and thought it was interesting. See, further incentive you read these descriptions. Moments of introspection.

We dedicate this one exclusively to some of your farewell e-mails. I don't really have anything else clever to add to this one. Ummm, Fenix died last night. In a fiery car wreck. No, no. Don't be sad, he's in a better place now. Unless he's in hell. That's probably not better. Fingers crossed I guess!

We begin our dark spiral toward the end with an examination of the latest issue of Marie Claire Magazine and their latest issue in which they insist Jessica Simpson is not wearing makeup. We're here to let you know, that's bullshit, and Jessica Simpson is a bitch. That is all.

No Description this week. I'd ruin the suprise. Answers are contained within. Listen at your own risk. Better to burn out than to fade away.

Can you rape someone who's okay with it?  The answer lies within. The Oscars happened. And St. Patrick's day is upon us. And one of the Cories from that shitty eighties vampire movie is dead. I don't remember which one. The one with drugs. Whichever one that is. Nothing else to see here, the goodness is contained within.

Sad Pheonix is back. Fuck. The boys discover Chat Roulette. A Killer whale fucking kills someone. Imagine that. A guy named Boner is dead now. And Mr. Wizzard write a review on I Hope Serve Been in Hell.